WANTED: Cabana Boy
I’ve been doing some soul searching and decided that I need a cabana boy. I also need a beach, but finding one of those isn’t that hard. They don’t move, ya know. Anyway, here are my requirements:
- 18 – 35 years old
- Muscular males preferred as this position entails manual labor.
- Must give a great massage.
- Must be an expert at making fruity alcoholic with bamboo umbrellas in them.
- Must be Johnny-on-the-spot with the suntan oil and willing to apply said suntan oil evenly and sufficiently.
- Must have a lax definition of sexual harassment
- Ne parlez pas anglais? No habla inglés? Even better!
For more information or to apply for this position, please leave comment.*
*Don’t really. I’m not that desperate.
