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16 March 10

Why do the things I love the most have to cause me so much pain?

I love you, Raisin Bran. Why do you let your asshole friend Milk hurt me?

*rolls around and whines*

  1. luvvbugg reblogged this from aimee-b-loved and added:
    i too cannot stay away from milk despite the rolling...whining afterwards. i just love...
  2. harraton said: Dairy, I love you so. Why must you hate me?
  3. dig-the-cat said: Could soy milk come to your rescue?
  4. aimee-b-loved posted this
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