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25 February 10

50 States Ordered by Penis Size

plaidlemur:

  1. New Hampshire
  2. Oregon
  3. New York
  4. Indiana
  5. Arizona
  6. Hawaii
  7. Louisiana
  8. Massachusetts
  9. Alabama
  10. Washington
  11. New Mexico
  12. California
  13. Arkansas
  14. Nevada
  15. Virginia
  16. Tennessee
  17. Illinois
  18. Oklahoma
  19. South Dakota
  20. Georgia
  21. Pennsylvania
  22. Mississippi
  23. Michigan
  24. Florida
  25. Rhode Island
  26. Kansas
  27. Maryland
  28. Minnesota
  29. Vermont
  30. Connecticut
  31. Wisconsin
  32. New Jersey
  33. North Dakota
  34. Idaho
  35. Texas
  36. Missouri
  37. Montana
  38. Ohio
  39. Nebraska
  40. Colorado
  41. Maine
  42. North Carolina
  43. Delaware
  44. South Carolina
  45. Kentucky
  46. West Virginia
  47. Alaska
  48. Iowa
  49. Utah
  50. Wyoming

Guess where I’m from.

VIA

Let’s see…

Texas makes sense. Why else would they need all those guns? Overcompensating, much?

In all fairness, it is cold in Alaska.

Suddenly, the popularity of Iowa-grown corn makes a lot of sense.

Also, I’d say “Fuck Mizzou”, but you wouldn’t feel it anyway.

West Virginia is also the third fattest state, which means a lotta fellas must have Dickidoo Disease.

And Fin.

Reblogged: plemur

  1. dascola reblogged this from smartasshat and added:
    Come on now, we haven’t filled out Census out here in PA. It ain’t over yet.
  2. reagank reblogged this from aimee-b-loved and added:
    Alright, I’m a nerd, but I think this data would be fascinating to analyze statistically. A simple rank-ordering like...
  3. smartasshat reblogged this from aimee-b-loved and added:
    Livin’ LARGE in the (Rock-Hard) Granite State. LADIES…
  4. sblaufuss reblogged this from aimee-b-loved and added:
    39th?! IT’S WINTER RIGHT NOW! Come back in July! And after I’ve been playing with it!
  5. aimee-b-loved reblogged this from plemur and added:
    makes sense. Why else would they need all those guns? Overcompensating, much? In all fairness, it is cold in Alaska....
  6. puffypie reblogged this from plemur and added:
    Woot woot my boyfriend has the twelfth biggest penis in America!
  7. coyotesqrl reblogged this from plemur and added:
    DAMN! I know we like to say size doesn’t matter…but one inch?!? Sorry, brah.
  8. plemur posted this
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