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12 January 10

Did I ever tell you how I failed Creative Writing?

I absolutely hated it. I hated writing around prompts that I didn’t give a shit about. I hated formatting. And deadlines. And having others edit the life out of everything just for the sake of seeming productive.

One time, I turned in a “poem” that had something to do with space. It was a bunch of words scattered on the page. I told the professor it was meant to be read in the style of Captain Kirk (William Shatner). He bought it - barely.

  1. briebur reblogged this from onesmallfire and added:
    Ugh! Not KU Western Civ! I thought I had successfully blocked that horrible class out of my mind forever…until today....
  2. goestoeleven reblogged this from aimee-b-loved and added:
    Even (especially?) as someone who graduated with a degree in Creative Writing,...can tell...
  3. onesmallfire reblogged this from aimee-b-loved and added:
    had the same problem with...humorless Teacher’s Assistant. It was Western Civ
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