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I am a ray of sunshine - starting fires and causing cancer.
A jack of all asses.
To be the best Internet jackass I can be and provide customers with unparalleled service in a completely non-sexual way.
The content of this blog is a celebration of irreverence. Its purpose is to entertain, connect and serve as a forum for my ranting, grumbles and over-sharing. Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my employer, parents, grandparents, civilized society, most animal species or myself when not menstruating. Quite frankly, they are the product of a deeply disturbed mind. In short, this blog is not for human consumption. If ingested, induce vomiting.