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14 December 09
Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from…
…such educational films as “Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly” and “Here Comes the Metric System!”
…such films as “The Erotic Adventures of Hercules” and “Dial ‘M’ for Murderousness.”
…such films as “‘P’ is for Psycho” and “The President’s Neck is Missing.”
…such Fox Network Specials as “Alien Nose Job” and “The Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show.”

Hi, I’m actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from…

…such educational films as “Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly” and “Here Comes the Metric System!”

…such films as “The Erotic Adventures of Hercules” and “Dial ‘M’ for Murderousness.”

…such films as “‘P’ is for Psycho” and “The President’s Neck is Missing.”

…such Fox Network Specials as “Alien Nose Job” and “The Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show.”

  1. diarrea reblogged this from tbridge and added:
    soy fan de planeta de los simios 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 no se cuantas sacaron pero yo las tenia todas ñ_ñ
  2. ampahsand reblogged this from bailey and added:
    ….such films as “The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed” and “They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall”. ….such celebrity funerals as...
  3. jas508 reblogged this from bailey and added:
    Such self help films as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get More Confident, Stupid!”
  4. sblaufuss reblogged this from bailey and added:
    …such films as “The Wackiest Covered Wagon in the West!” and “The Revenge of Abe Lincoln.”
  5. bailey reblogged this from spdracerx and added:
    …such educational films as “Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun” and “Firecrackers: The Silent Killer”. …such driver’s...
  6. tbridge reblogged this from fedward and added:
    Oh shit, you’re right. Check Hank, though, there’s a lot of similarities:
  7. reagank reblogged this from aimee-b-loved and added:
    Oh God, I was wrong, it was earth all along. You’ve finally made a monkey (Yes, we’ve finally made a monkey) You’ve...
  8. fedward reblogged this from tbridge and added:
    Uh, Tom? That’s Troy McClure on Broadway.
  9. spdracerx reblogged this from aimee-b-loved and added:
    I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-A to chimpan-Z.
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