FormSpring, batch #20
What is the meaning of life?
I think Monty Python is more equipped to answer this than I.
What are the chances me, you, and emzbulletproof could wind up drunk and in a three-way heavy-petting makeout session in a light-less closet during a bar mitzvah?
I’m going to stay away from bar mitzvahs just in case.
Can I pinch your cheeks? No, the other cheeks.
Uh. Sure? Weirdo.
WHY DON’T YOU AND TJ JUST GET A ROOM ALREADY!!!
I don’t wanna get mixed up with a guy like him. He’s a loner, Dottie. A rebel.
Buttsecks?
Yowza. No. No thank you.
I have tequila!
I have no respect for public nudity laws!
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas” is a palindrome.
Where as Sarah is a Palin drone.
Can you post a video of yourself doing the robot? Pretty please?
Not now. Not ever. It’s not really video material, anyway. Like a donkey show, it’s better witnessed live.
What is it that you most dislike?
The fact Facebook doesn’t have a “dislike” feature. Oh, and winter.
Have you ever pulled a 187 on an undercover cop?
Yeah, and you don’t stop.
Are there any Republicans/conservatives you respect, despite disagreeing with them?
I’d drink with Bush the 43rd. And I’d take Bob Dole on a Sunday drive to look at geese at the park.
Wrestle a blind grizzly bear or out-swim a school of dull-toothed piranhas?
Out-swim a school of dull-toothed piranhas. And giggle when they gum around on me.
