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I am a ray of sunshine - starting fires and causing cancer.

A jack of all asses.

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To be the best Internet jackass I can be and provide customers with unparalleled service in a completely non-sexual way.

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The content of this blog is a celebration of irreverence. Its purpose is to entertain, connect and serve as a forum for my ranting, grumbles and over-sharing. Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my employer, parents, grandparents, civilized society, most animal species or myself when not menstruating. Quite frankly, they are the product of a deeply disturbed mind. In short, this blog is not for human consumption. If ingested, induce vomiting.

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18 November 09

Who needs TV when there’s weird soap opera stuff going on here.

Now… Paul, you marry Yayaa. Yayaa you turn into a midget. Dave, you brood. Paul, you realize that the height difference it too much to handle. Dave, you call a warlock. Warlock, you make Yayaa full-sized. Dave, you marry Yayaa. Warlock, you marry Paul.

Man, I can’t wait until next week’s episode.

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