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I am a ray of sunshine - starting fires and causing cancer.

A jack of all asses.

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To be the best Internet jackass I can be and provide customers with unparalleled service in a completely non-sexual way.

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The content of this blog is a celebration of irreverence. Its purpose is to entertain, connect and serve as a forum for my ranting, grumbles and over-sharing. Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my employer, parents, grandparents, civilized society, most animal species or myself when not menstruating. Quite frankly, they are the product of a deeply disturbed mind. In short, this blog is not for human consumption. If ingested, induce vomiting.

Following

5 November 09

I have to write my bio but am drawing a complete blank.

WHY IS THIS SO HARD?

  1. hellamike answered: That’s what she said. I’m 12 and I don’t care.
  2. lookitsjoe answered: I will write it for you……..She was born…. …. She Rocked…. The End.
  3. pushandshove answered: because years of pain, character development, and awkward moments can’t be squeezed into 100 words of less.
  4. dustindeckard answered: Go with Option A. It’s golden.
  5. jollilama answered: Descended from dinosaurs of the marsupial flavor, I come with sharp pointy teeth and wouldn’t you like to know what’s in my pocketses perv.
  6. yayaa answered: BIO OPTION A
  7. stephbarnard answered: For what it’s worth, I like the dinosaur one. :)
  8. brainphat answered: That’s what your mom said.
  9. btothed answered: Follow Steve Martin’s lead in “The Jerk” and begin your bio with, “I was born a poor black child.”
  10. pocketcontents answered: because nobody should write their own bio. it’s masturbatory. sex is better with a partner, usually.
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