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I am a ray of sunshine - starting fires and causing cancer.

A jack of all asses.

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To be the best Internet jackass I can be and provide customers with unparalleled service in a completely non-sexual way.

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The content of this blog is a celebration of irreverence. Its purpose is to entertain, connect and serve as a forum for my ranting, grumbles and over-sharing. Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my employer, parents, grandparents, civilized society, most animal species or myself when not menstruating. Quite frankly, they are the product of a deeply disturbed mind. In short, this blog is not for human consumption. If ingested, induce vomiting.

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5 November 09

I'm FINALLY going to see Helvetica tonight.

- Welcome to 2007, Aimee.

- Huh. Thanks. I think.

- No, really. You’re in 2007.

- It’s a lot more Republican than I remember…

- What’s that supposed to mean?

- Where I come from, the President of the United States is *looks around* black…

- YOU LIE! *smites 2009 Aimee with sticks, stones and her own feces*

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