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4 November 09
yhf: pocketcontents: kfedup: yhf: This is what my night looks like. I’m just sayin… that’s totally the wrong kind of rug. Is that the Mickey Mouse TV with the built in DVD player? Yes, it is, and yes, it is the wrong kind of rug. I did not bring it into the house with me. She did not take it with her. It is going onto the curb. I have hated that damned rug for as long as I can remember. Incidentally, I know this has been a bit of a downer for missives from my part of the world, but just give me time. I have cable TV. It’s good background noise. But it really tied the room together, man.

yhf:

pocketcontents:

kfedup:

yhf:

This is what my night looks like.

I’m just sayin… that’s totally the wrong kind of rug.

Is that the Mickey Mouse TV with the built in DVD player?

Yes, it is, and yes, it is the wrong kind of rug. I did not bring it into the house with me. She did not take it with her. It is going onto the curb. I have hated that damned rug for as long as I can remember.

Incidentally, I know this has been a bit of a downer for missives from my part of the world, but just give me time. I have cable TV. It’s good background noise.

But it really tied the room together, man.

Reblogged: yhf

  1. yhf reblogged this from pufflepie and added:
    So I should have found some sort of AC-powered fifteen-foot synthetic penis and plugged it in, bringing everyone to the...
  2. aimee-b-loved reblogged this from yhf and added:
    But it really tied the room together, man.
  3. yhf reblogged this from pocketcontents and added:
    Yes, it is, and yes, it is the wrong kind of rug. I did not bring it into the house with me. She did not take it with...
  4. pufflepie reblogged this from pocketcontents and added:
    The direction of the floorboards is all WRONG too. If they were going in the other direction they would draw even the...
  5. pocketcontents reblogged this from kfedup and added:
    Is that the Mickey Mouse TV with the built in DVD player?
  6. kfedup reblogged this from yhf and added:
    I’m just sayin… that’s totally the wrong kind of rug.
  7. yhf posted this
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