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I am a ray of sunshine - starting fires and causing cancer.

A jack of all asses.

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The content of this blog is a celebration of irreverence. Its purpose is to entertain, connect and serve as a forum for my ranting, grumbles and over-sharing. Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my employer, parents, grandparents, civilized society, most animal species or myself when not menstruating. Quite frankly, they are the product of a deeply disturbed mind. In short, this blog is not for human consumption. If ingested, induce vomiting.

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1 November 09
I love this girl.
I’m sorry for scaring her to death this weekend. But I’m so very grateful that she has my back. And I hope she knows that I have hers, too. No matter how sloppy drunk, boy crazy or lost we get.
Melissa, dear. I know you creep on my blog when you’re bored. And I just want to say thank you for being my best friend.
Also, giving fellatio to a beer bottle wasn’t a warning sign. These things just happen.

I love this girl.

I’m sorry for scaring her to death this weekend. But I’m so very grateful that she has my back. And I hope she knows that I have hers, too. No matter how sloppy drunk, boy crazy or lost we get.

Melissa, dear. I know you creep on my blog when you’re bored. And I just want to say thank you for being my best friend.

Also, giving fellatio to a beer bottle wasn’t a warning sign. These things just happen.

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