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I am here.
My roommate is not here.
My roommate’s boyfriend is here.
My roommate’s boyfriend’s friend is here.
My roommate’s boyfriend’s dealer was here.
They probably think I’m an antisocial bitch because I walked in, saw them, audibly sighed and sequestered myself in my bedroom.
My roommate said they’d be here one afternoon. Because they’re annoyed with their roommate. A little ironic methinks?
steph-honey answered:
Don’t you feel like vacuuming that room? Maybe spraying Lysol around? Digging in the couch for something you “lost”? Or, flip the breaker!
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clapifyoulikeme answered:
You should come hang out with me. Bring hummus.
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eyeswideshut answered:
Screw what they think. You live there, not them. If they mention their presence because of an annoying roommate, quip back w/a snarky comment
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dextercolt answered:
Get a “bug bomb” and set it off in the living room. THEN sequester yourself in your bedroom.
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