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The content of this blog is a celebration of irreverence. Its purpose is to entertain, connect and serve as a forum for my ranting, grumbles and over-sharing. Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my employer, parents, grandparents, civilized society, most animal species or myself when not menstruating. Quite frankly, they are the product of a deeply disturbed mind. In short, this blog is not for human consumption. If ingested, induce vomiting.

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1 October 09

You know what's awesome?

An 86-page separation statement from your former employer.

Shouldn’t you be, like, working?

  1. yayaa answered: 86pgs? That’s were your salary went. Those retards.
  2. stephbarnard answered: I have never understood how separation agreements can be legal unless you’re getting severance (which you may be, I suppose).
  3. mathcat345 answered: See if you can turn it into a screen play. Or line the bird cage with it. Something useful.
  4. inmi answered: I got one in the mail by mistake once. “Oh, we meant to send that to someone else.” Awesome mistake there, guys.
  5. audioper answered: They must love you more than my employer loved me. I got a half page…
  6. carlyj answered: Or doing yoga.
  7. piscesinpurple answered: Oy.
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