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To be the best Internet jackass I can be and provide customers with unparalleled service in a completely non-sexual way.Disclaimer
The content of this blog is a celebration of irreverence. Its purpose is to entertain, connect and serve as a forum for my ranting, grumbles and over-sharing. Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my employer, parents, grandparents, civilized society, most animal species or myself when not menstruating. Quite frankly, they are the product of a deeply disturbed mind. In short, this blog is not for human consumption. If ingested, induce vomiting.Following
Ohhhhhhhhhh - you gonna let me finish my healthcare plan….
“What was that? Did some jackass try to interrupt me with his own healthcare plan?”
Say “UNH” again. Say “UNH” again,...dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say “UNH”...
“What was that?...couldn’t hear over...sound of you shutting...
“I’m sorry, could you repeat that?...seem to have forgotten that I am
“A jackass says what?”
“Ajackasssayswhat?”