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The content of this blog is a celebration of irreverence. Its purpose is to entertain, connect and serve as a forum for my ranting, grumbles and over-sharing. Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my employer, parents, grandparents, civilized society, most animal species or myself when not menstruating. Quite frankly, they are the product of a deeply disturbed mind. In short, this blog is not for human consumption. If ingested, induce vomiting.

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9 February 12

Baseless Opinion Thursday

Tom Brady seems like the kind of guy who names his body parts. Not just his penis, which he calls General Patton. Or his testicles, Meryl Streep and Susan Lucci. But he’s also given names to the cleft in his chin and his cowlick. They’re both named Pete Sampras, by the way.

  1. joeschmitt said: Isn’t it Thursday?
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