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Owen Wilson seems like the kind of guy who doesn’t always wash his hands after using the restroom. In fact, what drew him to acting is that, unlike medicine or food service, he wouldn’t ever have to wash his hands again. It’s his way of tempting fate. With germ-infested hands, every second is a brush with death. Really though, he’s just trying to rationalize the most half-assed form of suicide imaginable.
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I’ve heard a lot about celebrities who are dicks in person, but Owen Wilson is consistently ruled as the dickiest dick of all the dicks.
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