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The content of this blog is a celebration of irreverence. Its purpose is to entertain, connect and serve as a forum for my ranting, grumbles and over-sharing. Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my employer, parents, grandparents, civilized society, most animal species or myself when not menstruating. Quite frankly, they are the product of a deeply disturbed mind. In short, this blog is not for human consumption. If ingested, induce vomiting.

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9 February 12

Baseless Opinion Thursday

Angelina Jolie seems like the kind of girl who’s repulsed by her own natural body functions. She’s overcome with an intense feeling of shame every time she has to use the bathroom. Like her body is somehow dissatisfied with the way she treats it and expresses its dissatisfaction through urination and defecation. She’s not just flushing a toilet; she’s flushing away a bit of her soul.

  1. monkeyfrog said: Do me! I won’t be offended!
  2. aimee-b-loved posted this
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