Baseless Opinion Thursday
Angelina Jolie seems like the kind of girl who’s repulsed by her own natural body functions. She’s overcome with an intense feeling of shame every time she has to use the bathroom. Like her body is somehow dissatisfied with the way she treats it and expresses its dissatisfaction through urination and defecation. She’s not just flushing a toilet; she’s flushing away a bit of her soul.