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The content of this blog is a celebration of irreverence. Its purpose is to entertain, connect and serve as a forum for my ranting, grumbles and over-sharing. Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my employer, parents, grandparents, civilized society, most animal species or myself when not menstruating. Quite frankly, they are the product of a deeply disturbed mind. In short, this blog is not for human consumption. If ingested, induce vomiting.

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9 February 12

Baseless Opinion Thursday

Jim Carrey seems like the kind of person who spent a lot of his childhood alone. He would try to play with the other kids. Staying a safe distance away from them at first. Then slowly moving closer. Unfortunately, whenever he’d get too close, the other kids would pelt him with fistfuls of sand. After the third round of lice treatment, his mom told him to just play with himself. And he did for many years. Eventually, he learned to channel his misanthropy and rejection into humor.

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