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To be the best Internet jackass I can be and provide customers with unparalleled service in a completely non-sexual way.

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The content of this blog is a celebration of irreverence. Its purpose is to entertain, connect and serve as a forum for my ranting, grumbles and over-sharing. Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my employer, parents, grandparents, civilized society, most animal species or myself when not menstruating. Quite frankly, they are the product of a deeply disturbed mind. In short, this blog is not for human consumption. If ingested, induce vomiting.

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8 February 12

What I Want:

  • A warm blanket.
  • Dr. Ho’s magic zapper massager pads of SCIENCE!
  • A FIVE naps.
  • Bruce (used as a pillow).
  • World peace.
  • An explanation from everyone who voted for Rick Santorum.
  • A fistful of Midol.
  • ALL OF THE CHOCOLATE EVER, OKAY?!?
  • My back to stop hurting.
  1. tj said: wasn’t “A Fistful of Midol” the remake of that Clint Eastwood movie put on by Wesleyan College? [feel better soon ;-]
  2. fuiru said: Sometimes I think that when we die we’ll go to Heaven and find out that Dr. Ho is actually God and he’ll be like, “What do you mean, you didn’t realise? I left you SO MANY CLUES”
  3. mindbabies said: that’s how i was last week. pms’ed so hard. cried at work, cramped at work, wanted to rip faces off. feel better.
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