This is my one Whaaambulance ride for the day.
My back is absolutely killing me. I went to bed feeling fine, but woke up pissing myself with pain. This needs to stop, like, now.
I’m crampy. So, when my back isn’t stabbing me with pain, my uterus is. Thanks a lot, body!
I’m exhausted. This “staying out until 11” thing is ridiculous. How do these kids do it? It’s the drugs, isn’t it? These kids are all cranked up on the pots!