February 2012
I think I may be in love with George Takei.
We seem to have misplaced our potholders.
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When in doubt, wait for your boyfriend while...
Or think about it for a while. Type a post about it on Tumblr. Drink a diet root beer. Decide you feel bloated. And it’s kind of chilly in here. And a nap sounds nice. Real nice. I guess you could make it a naked nap. I’m sure he’d be surprised when he got home. Though, maybe the sexy kind of surprised you’d originally hoped for. That nap is sounding better and better by...
betweenshutters asked: I just now saw your twitter @reppaulryan and I think it made me fall in love with you.
Updated standings 2-24-2012
racetothestoneage:
Another day, another update, after some events like Utah’s anti-contraception sex ed bill, reminders of foolishness such as the Michigan Senate’s religious-based exemption to their anti-bullying bill, a lot of other submitted misdeeds and some brainstorms of my own (like remembering all the anti-Sharia crap).
Tennessee still holds a commanding lead (is there anything that...
My plan for this evening:
- 1 pants
+ 1 New Glarus Apple Ale
+ 1 giant meatball
- 10 stress
+ 1 Tiger Woods golf ass whoopin’ for Bruce
+ 5 sleeps
Signing important stuff makes my head hurt.
I WOULD LIKE TODAY TO END NOW.
Because some people really, truly deserve thanks.
I was talking to the janitor today. About the weather. About the weekend. About how, apparently, Bruce needs to “get it together” because “A pretty girl like yourself should be married by now.” About how he’ll be 30 years older than me next week.
He’s been here for damn near forever. From what I hear, he no longer accumulates vacation time because he never...
I AM NOT GOOD AT WAITING. I WATCH THE CLOCK AND...
Yes, it DID deserve all caps.
WHY DOES EVERY HOUSE I LIKE END UP GETTING...
I thought it was supposed to be a buyer’s market, fignuts.
I miss my mom.
I think the hardest part about this house hunting thing is not having my parents nearby to go through houses with us.
They know home improvement stuff. How to cover up ugly. How to install kitchen cabinets. How to tile floors. How to install windows. How to roof a house. They’ve done it all before.
My mom has worked in banking for 30+ years. She knows what questions to ask my lender and...
Sleep. Cough. Sleep. Sick poop. Sleep. Cough. Sleep. Think about food. Sleep.
It's that thing when you realize that, hey, you...
And, hey, I think I’ll go curl up and die now.
Ugh.
I’m taking a break from working to type this so that I don’t completely lose my shit.
I’m exhausted. My throat hurts. My head hurts. I’m grouchy.
So, rather than say “Where the hell were you three revisions ago? Fuck you. Do it yourself.” I’m going to take a deep breath and type this, get some coffee and try not to let the fact I feel like total ass turn me into a bitchosaurus rex.
rikemungal asked: I can see a little Fred Durst there too.
niyorgotya asked: Anyone ever say you look like zoey dechanel
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Four horrible things you probably have in your...
classyfoodmofo:
1.) Kraft Parmesan cheese
Why you have it: You’re a lazy, stupid asshole.
Why you shouldn’t have it: Somewhere in Illinois, Kraft has a factory where it “manufactures” the stuff that it sells in those green cans. Unbeknownst to most, the “factory” is actually what is internally known as a “dandruff farm.” Kraft lures homeless people into the facility, and allows them to sleep...
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