February 2010
January 2010
“Hi, my name is Aimee Brock and I’m calling about a 2-bedroom place you...”
– That’s the message I just left on someone’s voicemail. Because I’m spastic. And completely forgot my own damn phone number. Really, Aimee? REALLY?!
I need to start, like, playing/winning the...
Dude, looking for apartments blows.
Song of the Evening:
LMFAO “Shots”
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Owl City makes The Postal Service feel manly.
“We sang about Clark Gable…”
“Yeah, but not friggin’ fireflies…”
“Shit. You’re right! Wanna, like, chop down some trees or something?”
“Totes McGoats!”
btothed asked: Why are the Flying Monkeys in the Wizard of Oz dressed like bellhops? Is that their side job? Does the Wicked Witch not pay well?
ixnay ittietay
Dear Chicago,
I want to go to there.
I didn’t get enough of your amazingly awesome inhabitants while in San Francisco. And I’m fiending already.
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I'm going to need an iPad to soak up all of the...
Ketchup? Mustard?
I don’t care as long as it’s trimmed and tidy.
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HEY GUYS!
YOU KNOW HOW I SAID I HAVE A THING FOR OLD MEN? WELL, AS IT TURNS OUT, BRUCE JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE AN OLD MAN. IN FACT, I CAN HEAR HIS JOINTS A-POPPIN’ FROM HERE. THAT’S OKAY, THOUGH. THEY PLAY A JAUNTY LITTLE TUNE THAT GETS MY HEAD A-BOBBIN’ LIKE ON GOLDEN POND-ERA KATHARINE HEPBURN.
-fin-
Never.
<3
BRB, deciphering:
heisoneyearyoungerthanmeweduelatdawnaimee
He is one year younger than me weduelatdawn aimee.
weduelatdawn
we due latdawn
What?
That…
What?
IT HURTS!
Kurt Warner is a hot old man.
There. I said it.
Though it shouldn’t be too surprising. I have a thing for old men.
*shrug*
Things what I did today:
Had an existential breakdown.
Contacted a university advisor about going back to school.
Finished half of a Peace Corps application.
Researched possible majors, should I choose to go back to school.
There has to be something more than hocking penis pills online, right?
Song of the Day:
The Smiths “This Charming...
Should I fail to wake up...
Work got sick of listening to me cough up my good lung. So they requested I take my plague elsewhere. Namely, home.
I went to the drug store and got a new economy sized bottle of generic Nyquil. Along with Mucinex and Gatorade. Told the cashier that I’m hosting a party.
Took Mucinex with a shot of Nyquil. Go big or go home. Or to the hospital. Or to the grave.
Thought, “Fuck. Ramen...
Scurvy is sexy, right?
Song of the Day:
Circa Survive “Act...
My grandma Facebook messaged me.
She wanted to know what “1337” is. Next will be “What is ‘TITS OR GTFO?’”
Song of the Day:
Rancid “Maxwell...
5 p.m. seems like a perfectly reasonable bedtime.
Night, Tumblrs. Don’t do too much cool shit while I’m passed out.
Aaaaand Nyquil is kickn in. Nigt Tmbl...
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Song of the Day:
The Smiths “The Boy with...
Okay. More pictures of the Internet later. For...
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DANIELLE!
Happiest of happy birthdays to you. And I friggin’ miss your face.
<3 long time. LONG. TIME.
Who here is hugged out?
Me? Not even close.
<3 you jerks.