Aimee B. Loved

Oh look! Another birthday boy!

Happy birthday, SteveWhitaker. May the avatar half of your face never age a day.

Sep 1st

(via peyotecoyote) SHUT UP! I WAS HAVING A HEAVY FLOW DAY,...

Aug 29th

theduty: WOLF OUT WITH YOUR DOLF OUT. (i have no idea...

Aug 29th

theduty: RIP. …wait. I guffawed.

Aug 29th

Mommie Dearest

Aug 29th

The Devil Wears Prada

Aug 29th

Mean Girls

Aug 29th

thisisacelliststumblr: siddman: laugharne:When you reach...

Aug 28th

And just like that, I am completely...

Thanks. No, really. Thanks. Would you like to probe around in my knife wound? Maybe rub some salt in...

Aug 28th

Shitty things that have been said to me...

Well you’re not a health expert - *looks me up and down* obviously.

Aug 28th

Apparently I can't say anything I want...

Ya know, without being threatened with legal action.

Aug 28th

There's a program about bonobos on TV...

This is no time for sleep.

Aug 28th

Some days I feel crushed by the weight...

ninjacentric: bananacasts: Weeks, even. IF I REBLOG THIS MANY, MANY TIMES WILL IT BE OBVIOUSER...

Aug 28th

Still unemployed.

I think the interview went well. They’re looking for a copywriter with more experience,...

Aug 28th

So, I have a job interview today.

That’s neat, right?

Aug 27th

New goal: To make clever signs for panhandlers. I’ll...

Aug 26th

Dude! There’s a United Negro Pizza Fund?! LUCKY!

Aug 26th

Something tells me he probably wouldn’t like filling...

Aug 26th

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Winkers, the pants that wink when you walk. I refuse to live in a world where these exist.

Aug 26th

Wherein I attempt to make a funny before...

Happy birthday, DVSJR! I will comply with your no butt-hurt request. And, should butt-hurt happen...

Aug 26th

50 Photos From Air Travel’s Glory Years

Aug 26th

I love Mr. Horse. And I don’t care who knows it.

Aug 26th

Listen

Aug 26th

Yeah. It's close enough to Wednesday.

Not that it matters.

Aug 26th

GPOYW - Mr. Horse Face No, sir. I don’t like it.

Aug 26th

Things I no longer have:

Ramen noodles A job Bananas Shampoo A boyfriend A headache

Aug 26th

Yeah, so, Twitter Wit came out today. Not in a “I...

Aug 25th

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Aug 23rd

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Aug 23rd

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Garfunkel & Oates “This Party Just Took a Turn for the Douche” My boyfriend sent...

Aug 23rd

By the way,

In case I haven’t expressed it enough, you all are fantastic. I can’t be down and out...

Aug 21st

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Song of the Day: The Postal Service “Against All Odds” Following along with the...

Aug 21st

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Aug 21st

Author David Sedaris shares a personal...

Aug 21st

Worst day ever. I need ice cream. Strong...

Oh, and a new job.

Aug 21st

(via fuckyeahgifs) NPH, man. NPH.

Aug 20th

theduty: (via kayfabe) …i was born a poor black child...

Aug 20th

Now, hear me out on this...

What about breeding a super race of Tumblr babies? Sick, messed up but oh-so attractive Tumblr...

Aug 20th

I think we’ve found his weakness! Girls with PMS and...

Aug 19th

GPOYW. This was not taken today. This was taken on Monday....

Aug 19th

Ahem. More Tony_D, please.

THNX, Mgmnt.

Aug 19th

“

I haven’t seen a brother take on so many issues at once...”
— EPA administrator Lisa Jackson...

Aug 19th

If you voted for Obama and believe in...

nonlinearmind: This appeal is not just some BS request. I literally mean it. The Democrats are...

Aug 19th

insooutso: One last pic from Crappy Taxidermy. Worst....

Aug 19th

Wherein I debate doing a Marilyn Monroe...

About a bajillion people Somebody told me it was yhf’s birthday. Happy birthday, Mr. YHF....

Aug 19th

(via twitpicnic) A little late or a little early?

Aug 17th

jessabelle2o7: The next time I throw a concept party, I know...

Aug 17th

What I was singing in the shower today....

Help me. I need to find a ladder. Help me. I just can’t stack myself. Help me. Nothing seems to work...

Aug 14th

You know what's REALLY sexy?

You ladies and gents who make me laugh and smile every damn day. You don’t even need to take...

Aug 14th

-pation.

Aug 14th

I went to my parents' house and found an...

Seriously, I can’t wait to see what’s on them. I may die from the antici-

Aug 14th

EXCELLENT! My last photo was reblogged...

If you need me, I’ll be in the shower. Wishing I could feel clean again.

Aug 14th

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Song of the Day: Death Cab for Cutie “The Sound of Settling” Unfortunately.

Aug 13th

Hi, you've reached the voicemail of...

*beep*

Aug 13th

GPOYW. Also, I really, really, REALLY want to go to the SF...

Aug 13th

BRB, gotta make sure those unicorns are...

Aug 13th

That’s a damn good paint job.

Aug 12th

What happens in Fresno stays in Fresno.

Aug 12th

They’ll certainly have the element of surprise.

Aug 12th

Same diff.

Aug 12th

When’s the child support truck gonna tip over?

Aug 12th

Don’t get your panties in a twist, Chick.

Aug 12th

Obvious Government Agency is obvious.

Aug 12th

And so it begins…

Aug 12th

mug-shots: One girl. One cup. (via aimee_b_loved) Oh,...

Aug 12th

Okay, Spike. I know I'm not in your...

Apparently, having a vagina means I enjoy watching made-for-TV movies that involve other...

Aug 12th

Me. April 6, 2005. This was taken not long after I got my...

Aug 12th

This graph knows NOTHING. They’re out to get you ALL...

Aug 11th

jonathaneunice: (via andi-b : urone :...

Aug 7th

pocketcontents: EDIT: Shit, she doesn’t follow me on Tumblr....

Aug 7th

Secret:

Whenever I heart a post or star a tweet, I either say “boop” or make a fart noise. With...

Aug 7th

bohemea: Anne Hathaway - Ingenue, 2004 I have that same...

Aug 7th

Aug 7th

Sexy Sex Thursday? I like duct tape. *shrug* Also, no...

Aug 7th

Aug 7th

Also, thanks for letting me vent.

I tend to fall into things. Go with it for a while. Decide I hate it. Then move on to something...

Aug 6th

I'm not quite sure about this SST...

What day is for awkward people? I’d be all over that.

Aug 6th

Mental health post. Feel free to skip.

I am going to vent because this is my blog and that is what it’s for. I am not happy. [the rest has...

Aug 6th

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Aug 6th

My 10 step guide to cleaning up dead...

dustindeckard: Hold your breath. If you’re busy holding your breath, you’re less likely to...

Aug 6th

Who else is celebrating this?

Aug 5th

Reason #2 Why I Haven’t Been on Tumblr Much Lately:...

Aug 5th

Reason #1 Why I Haven’t Been on Tumblr Much Lately:...

Aug 5th

fuckingdelicious: Where the fuck are the bones? We’re...

Aug 4th

Natalie Dee

Aug 3rd

Parents just don't understand.

Me: MOM! I'm scared of the sharks. Come save me!
Mom: If you just ignore them, they'll go away.
Me: That's how you lose a limb!
Mom: Not if you fold your arms and turn your back to them.
Me: I want to trust you, mom. I REALLY DO. But I don't think you quite comprehend the gravity of the situation.

Aug 3rd

chrisfromict: terminally-incoherent: There, I Fixed It:...

Aug 3rd