Click it. Thank me later.
Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
Jul 31st
If my roommate pukes on my white bath...
She’s my best friend, but some things just aren’t cool. Ever.
Jul 31st
Mommy is back and needs to borrow your...
*tucks you in*
Jul 31st
Now mommy is gonna go meet aunt Bekah...
*messes up hair*
Jul 31st
Watch
Silversun Pickups “Lazy Eye”
Live on Letterman - 12/1/06
Network television debut.
Jul 31st
Watch
Silversun Pickups “Panic Switch”
Live on Letterman - 7/28/09
Jul 31st
You are all my best magic unicorn...
*boop*
Jul 31st
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Song of the Day:
Passion Pit “Cuddle Fuddle”
And oh, Oh my God, just please...
Jul 31st
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angleofattack:
Passion Pit performing The Reeling on Fallon. Can’t wait to see them at Lolla. via...
Jul 31st
Sarah Palin Should Become 'Homemaker' Now,...
Jul 30th
stevewhitaker:
everythinginthesky:
“If the Twitter...
Jul 30th
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My day job is tough. You think cats will wash themselves? No friggin way. And I know what...
Jul 30th
My morning routine
Put on shirt. Put on shoes Remember pants. Put on pants. Get pants stuck on shoes. Fall...
Jul 30th
(via twitpicnic)
Jul 30th
essdogg:
Sorry, my bad. I had thought it was Sam Jinks I had...
Jul 30th
fuckyeahbeards:
One does not belong.
beardstachebacon
Jul 30th
Jul 30th
GPOYW - Shitty Webcam Capture Edition
Yeah, I have a webcam...
Jul 30th
justinthecommon:
hammerito:
heynay:
...
Jul 30th
Chimp birthday party? I’m so there. Just let me find...
Jul 30th
7:55? Looks like it's just about bed...
Thanks for putting up with the monkey pictures.
Jul 30th
Do you blame them? They’re shot into orbit in a...
Jul 30th
… and they don’t like it one bit.
Jul 30th
Monkey astronauts travel in steerage.
Jul 30th
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Oh, Tumblr! If I wanted drama, I’d be on MySpace. Why you gotta waste my flava?
Jul 30th
Kids these days...
Fuckyeahhardcore reads like a laundry list of reasons why I don’t get kids these days. I mean,...
Jul 29th
My grampa's surgery is over and he...
You have no idea how relieved I am.
Jul 28th
insooutso:
Shumway? Zolora? Aimee? Bulk Jello? Let’s see...
Jul 28th
justinthecommon:
kellyinwonderland:
...
Jul 28th
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Why I love my boyfriend so very, very much
Because he makes things like this gem for me.
*sigh* So...
Jul 28th
And now for something serious.
Tomorrow my grandpa has to have a heart catheter with the possibility of having a stint put in....
Jul 28th
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daniellei:
Love Don’t Live Here Anymore by City and Colour
I love a good coversong.
G’night...
Jul 28th
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Song of the Day:
Silversun Pickups “Panic Switch”
I have to sit on a ShamWow.
Jul 28th
Anyone want to play dress-up?
And no, not in that way.
Jul 28th
Is it a match?
Jul 28th
No thanks. I brought my own drink.
Jul 28th
65 million years ago, I would’ve been a crazy dinosaur...
Jul 27th
My Wishes:
insooutso: 1. Height 2. The ability to play basketball. 3. An attractive woman with a working...
Jul 27th
opuspocus:
(via dontclickitdude)
Jul 27th
opuspocus:
unicornmagic:
(via boredoom)
YEAH!
Jul 27th
This is why I have bad dreams at night.
Jul 27th
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Song of the Day:
Jamie Lidell “Multiply”
I love this lil German soul singer.
Jul 26th
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OH SHIT…
This is my JAM!
*running man*
Jul 26th
Watch
thisisacelliststumblr:
bellicosity:
isay:
pie0:
embracetheapocalypse:
Cake or Death?
Always...
Jul 26th
(via twitpicnic)
Jul 25th
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Song of the Day:
Silversun Pickups “Lazy Eye”
I’m in lust with this band lately...
Jul 24th
rsmallbone:
GPOYRN: Avoiding working on roughs for a logo I...
Jul 24th
(via peyotecoyote)
It’s a hard knock life for Mr....
Jul 24th
dustindeckard:
I have no words.
I have words:
SOFA KING...
Jul 24th
I’m from Kansas.
God made us with all the knowledge...
Jul 24th
GPOYRN - So Tired
Seriously. I could use a coma. Maybe 3...
Jul 24th
ITzibit
See what I did there?
Jul 24th
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monkeyfrog:
As an adjunct to today’s anatomy and physiology drawings, I submit this video:
Eight...
Jul 24th
Never forget…
As if you could.
=[
Jul 24th
Aimee’s Magic Dinner Surprise Recipe:
1/2 seedless...
Jul 24th
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Song of the Day:
Lupe Fiasco featuring Matthew Santos “Superstar”
Jul 23rd
GPOYW - Grr Face Edition
This is what it looks like before...
Jul 23rd
Listen
In which my sister makes fart noises at my roommate’s dog.
Stay classy.
Jul 23rd
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In which my roommate’s dog attacks the Empire.
Not pictured: My sister and I dressed as...
Jul 23rd
adelamaide:
smcconnell:(via)
Jul 22nd
Responses to my dad saying, "That's a...
Me: Pillow Sister: Bitch Mom: Sanchez Really, Mom. Really? BTW, the answer was dish.
Jul 22nd
(via peyotecoyote)
FUCKYEAHASH!
Jul 22nd
theduty:
Sansei…
YOU’rE DOING IT WRONG.
Oh, so...
Jul 22nd
Or, 5. A self-destructive, alcoholic,...
Jul 21st
A life in advertising will make Aimee:
Have a heart attack. Not enough to kill her, though. Life isn’t that merciful. Have an aneurism...
Jul 21st
Ahem, created by choppinkarate. Apparently.
Jul 21st
I landed on the moon. But speaking of...
(via roadtriptothemoon)
Jul 20th
Also, suck it Fuckyeahtypos. Suck it...
Jul 20th
Is running a masking tape line through...
Jul 20th
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Song of the Day:
The Trashmen “Surfin’ Bird”
Have you heard about the word?
Jul 20th
Dear Roommate,
See the above pictures: the objects in color...
Jul 20th
You know what I miss about Seattle? All...
Just thought I’d share.
Jul 20th
dvsjr:
oledocweirdbeard:
Today’s plan: Take over the...
Jul 19th
bohemea:
Marlon Brando
Mmmm… young Brando…
Jul 19th
What about...
Jul 19th
Is www.biorythmistisyournewbicycle.com...
Jul 19th
1,437 miles of cock blockage.
That is all.
Jul 19th
The concoction that my roommate's...
Jul 18th
After weeks of mounting anticipation, I...
Jul 18th
pocketcontents:
ninjapixie83:
pocketcontents:
...
Jul 18th
My mom bought Yellow Dog a toy for her...
Jul 18th
roadtriptothemoon:
The Man on the Moon.
Jul 18th
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Song of the Day:
The Blood Brothers “Love Rhymes with Hideous Car Wreck”
I’ve...
Jul 18th
In which Aimee is at a loss for words
Mom: Are you coming over for the party on Sunday?Me: Party?
Mom: Yeah, it's Brandy's birthday.
Me: Uh...
Mom: Don't tell her, though. It's supposed to be a surprise.
Me: Mom...
Mom: You don't even have to get her anything if you don't want to.
Me: Really?
Mom: OH! And we're having cake. Your dad's looking for hats, too.
Me: Mom. Brandy is a dog.
Mom: I know. She's turning 2!
Jul 18th
I must admit, I'm having a bit too much...
Jul 17th
The Gashlycrumb Tinies by Edward Gorey
A is for Amy who...
Jul 16th
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“Le Voyage dans la Lune (A Trip to the Moon)”
The 1902 Georges Méliès classic silent...
Jul 16th
The one text message that I have saved.
He sent it four months ago exactly. And asked me if it would be terribly inappropriate if he...
Jul 15th
15 Books Meme
trapezemusic: shaneguiter: Not the best 15 books you’ve ever read, or even ones you’d recommend...
Jul 14th
None of my KS friends
littlekyle: aimee-b-loved: littlekyle: consider themselves nerdy enough to squire me to Harry...
Jul 14th
None of my KS friends
littlekyle: consider themselves nerdy enough to squire me to Harry Potter VI. I need a ringer...
Jul 14th
I'm either hormonal or this shit's...
Jul 14th
Bling-bling
Jul 14th
Yeah…
I cried when Little Foot’s mother died....
Jul 13th
My love affair with sasquatch.
Jul 13th
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Video of the Day:
Royksopp “Happy Up Here”
This song and video certainly did make me...
Jul 13th
Friggin frightening.
Yet oh-so awesome.
Jul 13th
smcconnell:
thedailywhat:
eBay Auction of the Day: The...
Jul 13th
Awkward Family Photos
They aren’t even trying to keep...
Jul 13th
Awkward Family Photos
The Three Bears. And by...
Jul 13th
You know.
Jul 13th
Xzibit and West Coast Customs did it.
Jul 10th
Really? “Break this record,” Guinness?
Jul 10th
insooutso:
Miroslav Sasek, from This Is London.
LOVE this.
Jul 10th
Government cuts are a bi ch.
Jul 10th
Hillbilly Fire Alarm.
Jul 10th
Jul 10th
Good to see those two semesters of community college are...
Jul 10th
GENIUS!
Jul 10th
Jul 10th
Korn is playing at the Kansas Coliseum....
I didn’t even know that was still a thing. Congratulations, Wichita! Next year you’ll be...
Jul 10th
Shoving a finger down my throat may be...
Jul 10th
Would Weight Watchers help me get back...
Jul 10th
You have no idea what I'd give for a hug...
No real reason, either. Just a weird urge. Maybe I should make a sign and head out to a busy street.
Jul 10th
brienis:
jonathaneunice:
Sexy Sexy Thursday, One For The...
Jul 10th
dustindeckard:
Remember the lifesize RX-78-2 Gundam model...
Jul 10th
The precise moment I realized that my...
Mom: HI PUMPKIN!Me: Holy jeeze! Hello loud talker!
Mom: Was I talking loud?
Me: Um, yeah. You were pretty much yelling.
Mom: But I have to talk loud so I can hear myself over the voices in my head.
Jul 9th
Shacking up, by the numbers
sheasylvia: Over 12 million unmarried partners live together in 6,008,007 households. - U.S....
Jul 9th
Greenpeace activists arrested for banner on Mount Rushmore
...
Jul 9th
GPOYW - Halloweenie Edition (redux)
Halloween 2007. I was a...
Jul 9th
GPOYW - Halloweenie Edition
You’re never too old to...
Jul 9th
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(via emzbulletproof)
Yeah… We’re kind of ridiculous. Sans the kind of.
Jul 9th
I should just rename my blog "Crazy Shit...
While I’m at it, I ought to move back in with my parents. I’d have more material than...
Jul 9th
Oh emzbulletproof, I could never...
Also, we should go out again. Not right now, though. I need some time to get my tequila tolerance...
Jul 9th
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When there’s weather, my mom freaks out.
Tonight she called to make sure I was inside while...
Jul 9th
I just got this voice mail from my...
Hi, I’m calling for an Aimee Brock. If this is you, Aimee, I don’t know if you remember...
Jul 9th
I really want to unfollow you, but I...
That’s being considerate, is it not?
Jul 8th
I resisted the urge to buy buckets of...
That’s all I really feel like doing today. Playing with Legos. Dumping them in the middle of...
Jul 8th
Knowing was just about the most...
Wait, no. That distinction goes to Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
Jul 8th
Just suck it, okay.
Phone in Tumbl fail.
Jul 8th
Watch
James Dean’s Safe Driving PSA
Fearing litigation from angry parents whose kids drive off...
Jul 7th
Clyde Barrow was kind of hot…
Jul 7th
John Dillinger was kind of hot…
Jul 7th
Actual text message conversation with my...
Mom: I have a headache. God forbid you should ever have such a pain.Me: Ma! Go eat your matzoh and shaddup!
Mom: I could have a tumor and this is what you say? Oy vey...
Jul 7th
Grr. The call-in audio posts aren't...
Jul 7th
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Song of the Day:
Yeah Yeah Yeahs “Heads Will Roll”
Love Karen O. Love this song....
Jul 7th
“When it came to decorating her home, my mother was nothing...”
— David Sedaris, “This Old...
— David Sedaris, “This Old...
Jul 6th
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trapezemusic:
aimee-b-loved:
My mom can out-guilt your mom
What’s throwing a sheet?
Throwing a...
Jul 6th
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My mom can out-guilt your mom
Jul 6th
Listen
Oh, mom…
My mother has decided that she needs to be on Facebook. She already complains that I...
Jul 6th
Was it good for you?
Jul 4th
Listen
Song of the Day:
Peter Bjorn and John “Nothing to Worry About”
This, the intermission...
Jul 4th
Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.
Best band ever. Amirite?
Jul 4th
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Jul 4th
bohemea:
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, 1986
This was right...
Jul 4th
funsizebytes:
Well… Friday night just took a turn for the...
Jul 4th
Abortion doc murder suspect advocates...
WICHITA, Kan. – A man charged with shooting a prominent Kansas doctor who performed late-term...
Jul 4th
True story: The Hissing Lady
I know someone who hisses when she walks. Hisses. Like she’s has to let out a little air with every...
Jul 2nd
Things that suck about being a girl:...
I hate it when people assume that since I have tits and a vagina I’m automatically empathetic...
Jul 2nd
Things that suck about being a girl:...
You know that saying “Never trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn’t...
Jul 2nd
Gratuitous childhood memory in lieu of a...
I think I’ve tweeted about my childhood babysitter before. She used to call all of the kids she...
Jul 2nd
On geology and Ogallala, Nebraska
On his awesome cross-country trek, @thestoryofb made a comment about Ogallala, Nebraska, which...
Jul 2nd
(via peyotecoyote)
Chet was Bill Paxton’s best role.
Jul 2nd
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Song of the Canada Day:
Rufus Wainwright “Greek Song”
More like “Greek Song That...
Jul 2nd
I wish I had a reason to shave above the...
Also, this cross-country love story makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I think the Buddhists...
Jul 2nd
I’ve always loved this album cover.
Jul 2nd
Jesus looks an awful lot like Bronson...
That is all.
Jul 2nd
A group of friends are coming over for...
A pan of lasagna has been assembled and awaits baking tomorrow. I find myself with extra ricotta...
Jul 2nd
“Uncurl out of the fetal position because I know you miss me....”
— My Mother, gave birth to me,...
— My Mother, gave birth to me,...
Jul 2nd
trapezemusic:
jamiek:
smartgoat:
halfbakedidea:
...
Jul 2nd
Remind me to thank Canada for...
Alexisonfire Arcade Fire Bedouin Soundclash Chromeo City and Colour Leonard Cohen Death...
Jul 2nd
The Yeti Crab
It lives in the Himalayan Ocean and taunts...
Jul 1st
The Blobfish
I wonder how it got that name? Kinda looks...
Jul 1st
Dumbo Octopus
I want to hug it, but I would drown.
Jul 1st
The Axolotl
If I would have discovered it, I would’ve...
Jul 1st
milkglassmao:
halfbakedidea:
(via tofuttibreak)
I’m going...
Jul 1st
GPOYW - Because it’s fun looking like other people.
I...
Jul 1st
yayaa:
You sound crazy because you ARE crazy.
Jul 1st
cleversimon:
Hey nature! Yeah, you, nature. All red in tooth...
Jul 1st
GPOYW - I am exhausted edition
Moving blows. Cleaning...
Jul 1st
What I dislike at the moment
Dirty dishes left in the sink. The smell of pot. Walmart employees. Dogs that aren’t...
Jul 1st