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Chet was Bill Paxton’s best role.
Jul 2nd
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Song of the Canada Day:
Rufus Wainwright “Greek Song”
More like “Greek Song That...
Jul 2nd
I wish I had a reason to shave above the...
Also, this cross-country love story makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I think the Buddhists...
Jul 2nd
I’ve always loved this album cover.
Jul 2nd
Jesus looks an awful lot like Bronson...
That is all.
Jul 2nd
A group of friends are coming over for...
A pan of lasagna has been assembled and awaits baking tomorrow. I find myself with extra ricotta...
Jul 2nd
“Uncurl out of the fetal position because I know you miss me....”
— My Mother, gave birth to me,...
— My Mother, gave birth to me,...
Jul 2nd
trapezemusic:
jamiek:
smartgoat:
halfbakedidea:
...
Jul 2nd
Remind me to thank Canada for...
Alexisonfire Arcade Fire Bedouin Soundclash Chromeo City and Colour Leonard Cohen Death...
Jul 2nd
The Yeti Crab
It lives in the Himalayan Ocean and taunts...
Jul 1st
The Blobfish
I wonder how it got that name? Kinda looks...
Jul 1st
Dumbo Octopus
I want to hug it, but I would drown.
Jul 1st
The Axolotl
If I would have discovered it, I would’ve...
Jul 1st
milkglassmao:
halfbakedidea:
(via tofuttibreak)
I’m going...
Jul 1st
GPOYW - Because it’s fun looking like other people.
I...
Jul 1st
yayaa:
You sound crazy because you ARE crazy.
Jul 1st
cleversimon:
Hey nature! Yeah, you, nature. All red in tooth...
Jul 1st
GPOYW - I am exhausted edition
Moving blows. Cleaning...
Jul 1st
What I dislike at the moment
Dirty dishes left in the sink. The smell of pot. Walmart employees. Dogs that aren’t...
Jul 1st
I WILL WRITE THESE ALL NIGHT
cleversimon: aimee-b-loved: A high school counselor is accused of rape so he abandons all of his...
Jun 30th
I WILL WRITE THESE ALL NIGHT
nickdouglas: An eager but bumbling secret agent reprising a TV role has an over-achieving Republican...
Jun 30th
I sold a tweet to Threadless just to...
True story. Oh well, cash in pocket.
Jun 30th
Dear best friend who has terrible taste...
I love you but Pink Floyd is not good music. It’s meandering noise that disc jockeys play when they...
Jun 30th
Dear guy friend who feels the need to...
I have a boyfriend. I’ve had a boyfriend the last three times you asked me out. Even if I didn’t, I...
Jun 30th
Dear Walmart,
I could say that you’re an evil empire that needs to be stopped by any means necessary, but the...
Jun 30th
(via stealourideas)
WANT.
Jun 29th
On moving
If it seems like I’ve been a bit quiet lately, it’s because I’ve been moving. In...
Jun 29th
In which I confuse Walmart employees by...
Me: Oh, please don't bag those.Walmart Employee: Don't... bag...
Me: [gesturing to the stack of reusable bags brought from home] Yeah, I don't need them.
Walmart Employee: Oh... kay?
Me: I brought my own...
Walmart Employee: [confused look] Alright...
Me: Thank you.
Walmart Employee: [to another employee] She doesn't want any bags...
Jun 29th
theduty:
msbojangles:
priorities
Jun 26th
theduty:
and so it begins…
Jun 26th
People Born The Same Year As Michael...
pocketcontents: weselec: fireland: Grandmaster Flash Matt Frewer Lorenzo Lamas Jools Holland ...
Jun 26th
Macaulay Culkin releases statement on Michael...
Jun 26th
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Song of the Day:
Belle & Sebastian “Billie Jean (live)”
Jun 26th
You're the Hume Cronyn to my Jessica...
Jun 26th
Dear John Lithgow,
How are you feeling? Harry and the Hendersons was one of my favorite movies as a child. Even today,...
Jun 26th
Dear Paul Reubens
Take care of yourself. If something happened to you, I — I just don’t know what...
Jun 26th
I’M ON A BANKNOTE!
Jun 25th
5 Likes? *counts pictures* Huh…
Apparently Tumblr...
Jun 25th
I’M ON A FLOAT!
Jun 25th
beeroux:
Keep those cards and letters coming people! Who...
Jun 25th
I’M ON A GOAT!
Jun 25th
Dear Rep. Todd Tiahrt,
Thank you for expressing your concern over economic stimulus money. However, as a member of the U.S....
Jun 25th
Best children’s show ever: DESTROY BUILD DESTROY....
Jun 25th
bohemea:
Natalie Portman - Vogue by Mario Testino, February...
Jun 25th
bohemea:
Marilyn Monroe by Andre de Dienes
Jun 25th
bohemea:
Vincent Price
Jun 25th
bohemea:
David Bowie
I love when people rest their chin...
Jun 25th
bohemea:
A decade of Spongebob Squarepants
On July 17,...
Jun 25th
cellodanceparty:
carcapao:
blackghosts:
(via...
Jun 25th
If Michael Bay ruled the world…
By AceJustice
Jun 25th
by Senor Taco
Jun 25th
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Song of the Day:
Fol Chen “Cable TV”
I’m really, really, really digging the vibe...
Jun 25th
I know these Michael Bay facts may be...
Jun 25th
I weep for you, Wichita. I really do.
I know the term “good music” is subjective, but I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say there is no...
Jun 24th
To remember tomorrow
Lunch in the refrigerator Yoga clothes The Alamo The Titans
Jun 24th
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kurafire:
jessabelle2o7:
Bohemian Like You, by The Dandy Warhols.
Not that they were British or...
Jun 24th
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Song of the Day:
Grizzly Bear “Two Weeks”
One of the many songs that I will never hear...
Jun 24th
I missed the Tumblr talent show. Not...
*sigh*
Jun 24th
I'm moving in with my best friend this...
Jun 24th
cellodanceparty:
sashagabrielle:
shannonsayys:
Who let...
Jun 24th
maxhell:
applebottom:
danhacker:
Scott Derby’s fan-made...
Jun 24th
jonathaneunice:
Things to say during sex: A diagram of the...
Jun 24th
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Song of the Day:
LCD Soundsystem “Daft Punk Is Playing At My House”
Seriously, LCD...
Jun 23rd
Anne Hathaway as the White Queen
Jun 23rd
Johnny Depp at the Mad Hatter
Jun 23rd
andymatic:
Helena Bonham Carter’s Red Queen
Jun 23rd
I'm not sure if I'm excited about Tim...
Jun 23rd
lady88:
My wife has NEVER SEEN Gone With the Wind. This is...
Jun 23rd
jonathaneunice:
(via giveabit : blameme :...
Jun 22nd
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Song of the Day:
Dananananaykroyd “Pink Sabbath”
Yet another band name that makes me...
Jun 22nd
Wherein I have a squishy moment talking...
I know it’s a little late in the day to be posting this, but I love my dad. I love my mom,...
Jun 22nd
So, tomorrow I start as a full time,...
Jun 22nd
justinthecommon:
heylookathatree:
ummwhat:
...
Jun 22nd
The 5 worst fathers of all time
Marvin Gaye, Sr. This one’s an easy one. The poster boy for filicide, Marvin Gaye is an easy ...
Jun 22nd
Jun 21st
Is there a FuckYeahMrRogers blog yet? There should be.
Jun 21st
trapezemusic:
One afternoon, watching “Mr. Rogers...
Jun 21st
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trapezemusic:
Beirut: “A Sunday Smile”
Zach Condon may not be everybody’s cup of tea, but I could...
Jun 21st
This is dedicated to all my baby daddies who could have been...
Jun 21st
Jun 21st
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The Japanese can make a game show out of ANYTHING.
I hate it when I go to the zoo and forget to...
Jun 21st
I'm watching some old movie on TMC. It's...
Jun 21st
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Al Roker grills Heidi and Spencer? Really? Well done, man.
I have a feeling that if you poke a hole...
Jun 21st
Ahem…
Jun 21st
Jun 21st
I bet a tiny owl infestation would be the cutest infestation...
Jun 21st
Why your argument sucks...
dextercolt: Formal fallacies Formal fallacies are arguments that are fallacious due to an error in...
Jun 21st
How do I know we're perfect for one...
The two books being David Sedaris When You Are Engulfed in Flames and Chuck Palahniuk Pygmy. This...
Jun 21st
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Song of the Day:
Violent Femmes “36-24-36”
Jun 21st
essdogg:
insooutso:
Seriously, I bet you the scaffolding...
Jun 20th
katefeetie:
I’m in one of the “hicks” parts of good ol’...
Jun 20th
Shadow Art
“Dark Stuff” by Tim Noble and Sue...
Jun 20th
Shadow Art
“Fucking Rats with Heart Shaped...
Jun 20th
apsies:
Tony Hawk skateboards in a hall at the White House...
Jun 20th
myrm:
1-2-3-4 Let’s have a thumb war!!
I challenge any...
Jun 20th
Want.
Can’t… get… clean…
Jun 19th
I want an aye-aye.
Look at that face. It looks like...
Jun 19th
Excellent Ad Placement
If your model has Irritable Bowel...
Jun 19th
Not gonna lie…
Oddly aroused.
Jun 19th
Head of State
Obama-shaped dildo. Why don’t you...
Jun 19th
Glasswing Butterfly
So, transparent animals are pretty rad....
Jun 19th
Glass Frog
Found in Ecuador. And disgustingly awesome.
Jun 19th
Okay, I'm back. What memes did I miss?
Jun 19th
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Song of the Day:
Passion Pit “Sleepyhead”
Guys, I’m addicted. Which is weird...
Jun 19th
Al Murphy
Jun 18th
Chris McVeigh
Jun 18th
Dear Wichita,
Your Craigslist listings are boring. I’ve already read all of those missed connections and...
Jun 18th
theduty:
MICHAEL BAY KEYBOARD.
BOOOOOM!
Machael Bay...
Jun 18th
GPOYW - Fambily Edition
Me, my sister, my mommy and my pops...
Jun 18th
Yeah, but who’s winning at Tumblr?
Jun 18th
In honor of having 311 Tumblr followers,...
Jun 17th
Walter Krudop
Jun 17th
John Martz
Jun 17th
Scott Balmer
Jun 17th
Spacesick
Jun 17th
katykelley:
(via cartoonpenis) I just learned that Matthew...
Jun 17th
milkglassmao:
hunsonisgroovy:
Air Balloon
yah, this makes...
Jun 17th
unicornwolflazersfuckyou:
via Adg
They can’t. They...
Jun 17th
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theduty:
Wilkins Coffee.
BRUTAL.
Delightfully violent commercial series featuring early Muppets.
Jun 17th
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La Choy Dragon
Ridiculously awesome vintage commercial created by Jim Henson.
Jun 17th
“If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to...”
— Jack Handy, writer, humorist,...
— Jack Handy, writer, humorist,...
Jun 17th
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Song of the Day:
Passion Pit “Little Secrets”
Probably the best band name ever. It...
Jun 17th
unicornwolflazersfuckyou:
thats the kind of shit that goes...
Jun 17th
There's something about Dave Matthews...
Jun 17th
This week's happenings
Tomorrow I’m to attend a reception for Jeben Berg, creative director of cross-platform...
Jun 17th
GSPPOYT - Gratuitous Softcore Porn Picture of Yourself...
Jun 17th
As much as I want to, I just can't seem...
Jun 17th
I'm terribly concerned about the...
Jun 17th
True story.
One Christmas, or as Jesus calls it...
Jun 16th
I can’t wait for football season.
Of course, I mean...
Jun 16th
And.
Jun 16th
Also.
Jun 16th
Never forget.
No matter how much Dennis Quaid and Louis...
Jun 16th
theduty:
we’re #1!
Oh shit! DRAGONS?!
Jun 16th
Pabst cares about tiny owls. Obviously.
Jun 16th
It breaks my heart to know that my...
But then I realize that means more Hank and Dean for me. So I can melt my brain with cartoons then...
Jun 16th
fuckyeah4chan:
Philosoraptor asks a wise question.
That...
Jun 16th
mary1in:
Emotional Exploded Diagram
Jun 16th
inky:
Married to the Sea
Jun 16th
But Tumblr, I want to post another song....
Jun 16th
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Song of the Day:
Phoenix “1901”
They’re French, but I dig this song. So...
Jun 16th
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chrisfromict:
Take On Me (A-HA Cover) by Reel Big Fish
Stuff it. I have a soft spot for Reel Big...
Jun 16th
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thedza:
This episode was permanently on my DVR…when I had one…cuz I live in Topeka…and it’s...
Jun 16th
lady88:
When I was in a kid if your friends had this in the...
Jun 15th
cleversimon:
I’m so, so glad I live in a world where this...
Jun 15th
maxhell:
cmpblldllghn:
bjornstar:
Whoa!
“It seems to...
Jun 15th
On Seattle
I’m back from my trip to the wild northwest. It’s definitely different than Kansas – a good...
Jun 15th
insooutso:
Fresh stuff from Skinny Ships.
Jun 10th
The U.S. government uses Twitter to control Aimee’s...
Jun 10th
NOM NOM NOM!
Jun 10th
Jun 9th
Goths in hot weather
Jun 9th
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Cox + Combes “Washington”
The real story of George Washington.
Washington, Washington ...
Jun 9th
My first Twitter chiding.
Apparently this tweet struck a nerve: Lance Armstrong and Adolf Hitler sure do have a lot in...
Jun 9th
Our lifejackets have balls.
Jun 9th
These are the longest nipples I’ve ever seen.
Jun 9th
Breathe. Not suck. Whore.
Jun 9th
If your tits are so big that there’s a good chance...
Jun 9th
In-flight movies starring Jimmy Fallon may cause in-flight...
Jun 9th
Fuck this. I’m otta here.
Jun 9th
I know your sex life is lacking. But there’s always...
Jun 9th
Jun 9th
Jun 9th
Jun 9th
I was on a flight from Phoenix to Las Vegas, I believe, and...
Jun 9th
Jun 9th
Jun 9th
I'm leaving for Seattle tomorrow.
I’m so excited, I can hardly contain myself. I can almost feel the sweet spooning action already. PS...
Jun 9th
indefensible:
The Fool’s World Map project remains (in my...
Jun 9th
“I haven’t got the slightest idea how to change people,...”
— David Sedaris, Author,...
— David Sedaris, Author,...
Jun 9th
A monologue, were I a lounge singer...
You know what I like about my Tumblr friends? I feel like I can share things about my long distance...
Jun 9th
AHEM… For you-know-who.
So Yertle the Turtle King,...
Jun 8th
Hypothetical conversation in which I ask...
Me: So, what’s the big deal? Why do you exist?iPhone: Well, I’m a phone that does really cool things.
Me: Like do my laundry?
iPhone: Well… no…
Me: Vacuum the carpet? Wash the dishes? Clean my car?
iPhone: Uh... I’m a phone… that does really cool things!
Me: Doing laundry and cleaning so I don’t have to sound like really cool things.
iPhone: *iFart noise*
Jun 8th
Jun 8th
I'm thinking "harlot Hermione" this...
Because “magic wand” is so much cooler as a euphemism.
Jun 8th
Want.
Jun 8th
Srsly.
2 of my favorite Tumblrs on one page? *squee*
Jun 8th
PS-
I’m creaming myself with anticipation over this.
Jun 8th
Most influential book as a child:
The Stinky Cheese Man and...
Jun 8th
“Later that night the couple left their daughters at the U.S....”
— Reliable Source - Obamas Take...
— Reliable Source - Obamas Take...
Jun 8th
theduty:
Muppet Rawk 2009
…more here too!
I do believe I...
Jun 8th
mattie:
(via satelliteofyou)
More pretty pictures.
Jun 7th
katydidsays:
dylancoyle:
via ben javens
I adore this.
...
Jun 7th
hellamike:
adamisacson:
zolora:
americanmailorderbride:
delgrosso:
Clearly my peer group...
Jun 7th
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Patrick Duffy and The Crab Discuss Facebook and Ringtones
I still don’t trust the Internet.
...
Jun 7th
These Friends references are all very...
Jun 7th
“Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a...”
— Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
— Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Jun 7th
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Have I told you how much I love Ron Mueck’s art?
An assload.
Jun 7th
Where I will be in…
3 days, 18 hours, 34 minutes and...
Jun 6th
Jun 6th
OK. I'm done. Feel free to thank me or...
Jun 6th
FACT: Wearing a surgical mask can make a person look up to...
Jun 6th
Phantom hand has obsessive-compulsive disorder.
Jun 6th
In an effort to soothe worries about potential biological...
Jun 6th
Sexual experimentation is natural. But beware, it may cause...
Jun 6th
Hangovers are a bitch.
Jun 6th
This is no accident. Nor is it a coincidence. God HATES...
Jun 6th
Eh, good enough.
Jun 6th
This is why you should never befriend the Kool-Aid Man.
Jun 6th
The best way to get superpowers is by exposing your crotch...
Jun 6th
When Sauron gets pink eye, we ALL suffer. Jerk.
Jun 6th
Typical day at work. Afterwards, I run around the office...
Jun 6th
OMG! Kevin Spacey was Keyser Söze all along?
Jun 6th
RAPE!
Jun 6th
Run away. If the hippies so much as hear “burning...
Jun 6th
Hate to break it to you, but you’re no Luke Skywalker...
Jun 6th
Best get out of here, bitch. Otherwise I’ll have to...
Jun 6th
In the event of a biohazard emergency, take a moment to...
Jun 6th
I’m very disappointed that it didn’t say I look...
Jun 6th
How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to...
Jun 6th
What happens when I hear Nickelback.
Jun 5th
My Celebrity Look-Alikes.
Did I win at the Internet yet?
Jun 5th
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Song of the Day:
Fugazi “Waiting Room”
This is my life.
Jun 5th
SST - David Bowie’s conspicuous bulge in Labyrinth
...
Jun 5th
SST - Geof Manthorne
I wouldn’t say I’m...
Jun 5th
SST - Retardedly in love with a sign to prove it.
I’m...
Jun 5th
adelamaide:
chimpotle:
There’s nothing diva about bleeding...
Jun 5th
What was the #1 Song on the day you were...
Jun 5th
jonathaneunice:
msbojangles:
Alberto Cerriteño
Love...
Jun 4th
baileygenine:
I can’t even begin to tell you how much I want...
Jun 4th
maxhell:
ericmortensen:
via www.culch.ie (via @peterkirn)
...
Jun 4th
dustindeckard:
Andrew Le: “Alcoholic vs. Copy Writer”
...
Jun 4th
theduty:
ok. got it.
Jun 3rd
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(via lynettechapman)
An Engineer’s Guide to Cat Yodeling (with Cat Polka)
When you live in...
Jun 3rd
13 words not found in the English language
Jun 3rd
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Jun 3rd
Shhh… Be Very, Very Quiet…
Leonard Nemoy is...
Jun 2nd
Oh look, he’s smiling…
Kind of?
Jun 2nd
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theduty:
Mr. Show: GloboChem
never ending hero factors.
Mr. Show *creams*
Jun 2nd
Anyone need a copywriter? I practically...
Due to circumstances beyond my control, I’m only employed part time as a copywriter – a less than...
Jun 2nd
“Pro-life… these people aren’t pro-life, they’re killing...”
— George Carlin (via smcconnell)...
— George Carlin (via smcconnell)...
Jun 1st