Aimee B. Loved

Ad Astra Per Aspera - to the stars...

What a day. I awoke to the news of a savage act of intolerance that occurred in my very backyard. At...

Jun 1st

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Your daily dose of crazy: Randall Terry, founder of Operation Rescue, on the murder of Dr. George...

Jun 1st

kurafire: nadiathinks: OMG i didn’t even RECOGNIZE her. ...

Jun 1st

Today has been a sad and surreal...

dustindeckard: My morning began with news of Wichita’s own Dr. Tiller being gunned down at his own...

Jun 1st

“I am shocked and outraged by the murder of Dr. George Tiller...”
— President Obama’s statement on...

May 31st

Candlelight Vigil for Dr. George Tiller

When: Sunday, May 31 - 8 p.m. Where: Old Town Plaza, Wichita, Kan. Why: A peaceful act of solidarity...

May 31st

On the death of an abortion provider

As you all may know, George Tiller, a Wichita, Kan.-based abortion provider, was shot and killed...

May 31st

I hate Johann Pachelbel's Canon in D...

That is all.

May 30th

BONUS: Girl Crush - Zhang Ziyi. Seriously. Grr.

May 30th

First Crush Friday - Sure, his music may blow, but Gavin...

May 30th

Ya know… To save space.

May 27th

Instructions on how to have sex with your...

May 27th

theduty: perfect.

May 27th

sokeri: redcloud: (via juliasegal) Someone should check...

May 27th

In memory of my great grampa

This weekend, my family caravanned up to Des Moines. This wasn’t a pleasure trip. Who really goes to...

May 25th

Yellow Dog, you are no wolf. No...

Me: Sometimes I look at Yellow Dog and think, “Why can’t you be a wolf?” And I cry a little to myself because I know she’d never howl at the moon just for the hell of it or take down an elk or anything cool like that. *sigh*
Sister: Why would you want her to be a wolf?
Me: Because wondering whether or not she's thinking about eating me would keep me on my toes. DUH!
Sister: I think she thinks about eating all the time....
Me: Not people, though. Okay, so maybe I’m not all the way invested in Yellow Dog being a wolf. She could be a Tyrannosaurus. Or a polar bear. Or a jaguar. The point is, she doesn’t give me a reason to run - other than being pulled by her – because I’m fat and fat people only run in fear.
Sister: Or if there’s a sale on funnel cakes…

May 22nd

Sexy Sex Thursday What’s a good title for this? Go...

May 22nd

theduty: theabstract: Hokusai’s wave created from found...

May 22nd

Shit. Will Smith was right. Parents just...

Twenty-four is too old for angst directed toward one’s parents, right? I mean, I don’t hate them by...

May 22nd

I love Aimee.

emzbulletproof: aimee-b-loved: emzbulletproof: …and not just because I watched her vomit into...

May 22nd

I love Aimee.

emzbulletproof: …and not just because I watched her vomit into cups in a hotel lobby. Aw, shucks....

May 22nd

Um… Sure, Megan Fox may be attractive. But she still...

May 22nd

theduty: 2late4adate: Bill Murray Bill Murray = REBLOG

May 22nd

GPOYW - Sister Bonus So many memes, so little time. No...

May 21st

GPOYW - Kissy Edition Dear Taco Doritos, I love you even...

May 21st

I wish I was in Kansas.

(via sniffyjenkins) Yeah. All the cool kids go to Kansas. It’s the new Cancun. Of course,...

May 20th

I think it's about time we set up an...

Me: So, what are you up to?
Mom: Oh, watching The Bachelorette.
Me: On purpose?
Mom: Yeah. I wanted a lobotomy, but this seemed more convenient.

May 19th

unicornwolflazersfuckyou: well fuck me running, look at the...

May 18th

Scratch that off of my life's to do list

Graduate from college Move away from Kansas Buy a house Establish a career Go to graduate...

May 18th

Panic. Nausea. And stupid square hats.

Prior to my Commencement ceremony, I suffered from a mini breakdown. I’m usually laid back and don’t...

May 18th

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theduty: topherchris: Mr. Show — Titannica I had to post one more. I’m crying tears of happy...

May 18th

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Song of the Day: The Kinks “A Well Respected Man”

May 18th

I haz died of dysentery.

May 18th

Discussing my dad's unfortunate mustache...

Me: What's wrong with your mustache?
Dad: I made a mistake!
Me: Is that side... shorter than the other?
Dad: I just wanted to look nice for you!
Me: You couldn't have trimmed the other side to match...
Dad: No, because then I'd end up trimming and re-trimming the sides until I ended up with a little Hitler mustache.
Me: So instead you look like you had a stroke and one side of your mouth is drooping.
Dad: It'll grow out...
Me: I say trim it. You could rock the thin mustache above your lip like Vincent Price.
Dad: Shut up...

May 18th

In which my sister and I blame God for...

Sister: Stupid Eve...
Me: Um, what?
Sister: Stupid Eve. It's her fault girls have periods.
Me: Oh, really?
Sister: Yeah, she just HAD to have an apple...
Me: But think about it this way, why would God do that? I mean, how is that a normal punishment? "Dude, not cool. For that... uhh... how about... BAM... bleeding from your vagina! HA!"
Sister: Good point. Dammit, God... WHO DOES THAT?!

May 17th

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The Lonely Island “I’m On A Boat (f. T-Pain)” I’m ridin on a dolphin, doin...

May 17th

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Song of the Day (Guilty Pleasure Edition): The Darkness “I Believe in a Thing Called...

May 16th

Spork

May 16th

theduty: clint: The truth about McDonald’s McNuggets. ...

May 15th

jonathaneunice: (via deadmelodies)

May 15th

Top 5 movies growing up

Project X – Does anyone else remember this movie? Matthew Broderick and Helen Hunt? Trained...

May 14th

Seriously? Shit. Sounds scientific.

May 14th

andyjo: granola: thedailywhat [via.] Apparantly...

May 14th

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Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video (2nd Attempt) “So The Cleveland Board of Tourism was not...

May 14th

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Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video “The Cleveland Tourism Board gave me 14 million dollars...

May 14th

If you’ll excuse me, I do believe I have a date…

May 14th

May 14th

Reload. *sigh* Reload. *sigh* Reload....

I’m pretty sure I think up my best tweets when Twitter is down. Trust me on this. I’m just so...

May 13th

Twitter's down. LET'S GET READY TO...

Sorry. Had to.

May 13th

PS - Look at this fucking shipster? Look...

May 13th

GPOYWARBWWABIIW! Gratuitous Picture Of Yourself Wearing A...

May 13th

joeschmitt: Owl: Have you seen Godot? Bird: He should be...

May 13th

theduty: King Hippo: The Early Years. Things were way...

May 13th

chrisfromict: davereed: hilarious review on Amazon ...

May 13th

My dad's fears and not-fears

He is afraid of: Waking up with bear claws and really having to pee. Elephantitus of the balls. ...

May 13th

I’d like one order of PLEASE GOD, MAKE THIS STOP! To...

May 13th

Okay, done. Sorry. Had to get that out....

May 13th

In hell for killing the rest of the crew

Sparks: So how's the lava bath treating you?
Captain Murphy: Oh, you know, mind-blowing pain.
Sparks: Oh yeah.
Captain Murphy: How about you?
Sparks: Oh? Ass full of red hot coals.
Captain Murphy: Ass ful of red hot coals...
Sparks: Oh yeah.
Captain Murphy: Your entire ass, just packed full of red hot coals?
Sparks: Right to the rim, baby.
Captain Murphy: You lucky bastard!
Sparks: Yeah...

May 13th

The Wisconsin cheese-head hat

Captain Murphy: That boy's head is made of cheese!
Sparks: Uh, I think it's just a hat, sir.
Captain Murphy: Well, still...
Sparks: Still WHAT?

May 13th

The giant squid

Marco: Stormy, get ahold of yourself! Now use your pincer and grab the squid's tentacle.
Captain Murphy: Oh, yeah, and tell him to cough.
Marco: I said TENTACLE!

May 13th

The Easy-Bake Oven

Marco: Calm down, I'll see what I can do about finding your little toy.
Captain Murphy: It's not a toy. It makes real cupcakes, with a 40-watt bulb, and there's icing packets. But the secret ingredient is love, damn it.
Marco: Just try to calm down. Go have some pudding.
Captain Murphy: Pudding can't fill the emptiness inside me... but it'll help!

May 13th

Sealab 2021 I miss this show. Terribly. *sigh* Anyway,...

May 13th

zisforzach: (via poortaste)

May 13th

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A Joke Eh, ya bastards.

May 13th

delgrosso: Another one for Zolora. “Waiting for...

May 13th

Fine. I’ll play. But I’m not sharing my ice...

May 13th

“I just want to beat the shit out of you right now. Actually,...”
— My Sister, total jackass,...

May 13th

So, someone I used to know is now one of...

May 12th

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I’ve always found poetic readings to be quite inspirational. Don’t you agree?

May 12th

A word on Twitter drama surrounding...

I know I haven’t been the most kind to those of the “social media guru” persuasion, but I really...

May 11th

Unbeknownst to me, I was one of "those...

May 11th

“Even if I could’ve chosen my kids, I’d still choose you and...”
— My Mother, baby-maker,...

May 11th

You hear me, Michael J. Fox? Damn right you do.

May 9th

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Song of the Day: Kenna “Freetime” I’ll look past Fred Durst...

May 9th

HAT DAY! This multi-colored delight comes from Peru. In...

May 9th

May 8th

Probably because I threw up in his bed. I told him I...

May 8th

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carlyjo: whileibreatheihope: andeventhis: Did I just Get Rejected From McDonalds? (via...

May 8th

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Rejected by Don Hertzfeldt My anus is bleeding!

May 8th

A joke

A man runs into his doctor’s office wearing nothing but cellophane underwear and yelling,...

May 8th

The ten rules of Alzheimer's Club

The first rule of Alzheimer’s Club is you do not talk about Alzheimer’s Club. The first...

May 8th

Self Portrait

May 8th

And in an instant, Tumblarity sucked all...

May 8th

(via garfieldminusgarfield) Garfield Minus Garfield makes...

May 7th

GPOYW Back when I was hardcore and worked for the U.S....

May 7th

There is no more

This is not an apology. Although I did not mean to offend anyone with “inshallah,” the fact some...

May 6th

"Your Laughter" by Pablo Neruda

Take bread away from me, if you wish, take air away, but do not take from me your laughter. Do not...

May 6th

Oh, I almost forgot

kurafire: aimee-b-loved: So, inshallah, I was very much taken by surprise to see you use that...

May 6th

Oh, I almost forgot

I graduate next week. From college. Finally. That’s exciting and stuff. Other than it feels...

May 6th

I am a word slave for the man

In a recent post, I gushed about how I enjoy my job even though it drinks my milkshake. Then I...

May 6th

baileygenine: halfbakedidea: Hahaha hipsters ...

May 6th

You can’t win solace in a courtroom

My mom’s family wants to sue the doctor and hospital for the wrongful death of my grandmother. I...

May 5th

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Song of the Day: Ren & Stimpy “Happy Happy Joy Joy” This song has been stuck in my...

May 5th

Ein minuten bitte...

I think I’ve said on multiple occasions that I love my job. I don’t just say that because I know...

May 5th

"Be Kind" by Charles Bukowski

we are always asked to understand the other person’s viewpoint no matter how out-dated foolish...

May 3rd

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Human PONG Performance Yeah, this amused me probably more than it should have.

May 3rd

“The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are...”
— Jack Kerouac, author, painter,...

May 2nd

Sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat...

May 2nd

Because every day is a sexy sex day, I give you… ...

May 1st

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Song of the Day: The Toy Dolls “Blue Suede Shoes” Madness ensues. Glorious, goofy...

May 1st