Aimee B. Loved

I’m hungry all of a sudden.

Mar 31st

Falsetto never sounded so hot.

Mar 31st

badkitty-: Since @nick mentioned the Gordon Ramsey scrambled...

Mar 31st

Uptown

adelamaide: Wichita is so uptown: There’s the Uptown Bistro. The Crown Uptown Dinner Theater...

Mar 30th

Bob Ross makes having a happy little bush seem not so bad.

Mar 30th

Romantic comedies do nothing for me

For me, having a love life that resembles a romantic comedy would be a fate worse than death. I’m no...

Mar 30th

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Architecture in Helsinki “Do the Whirlwind” I want to live in this world.

Mar 29th

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Song of the Day: 3OH!3 “I’m Not Coming To Your Party, Girl” Yes. I realize this...

Mar 29th

Random voice mail

Cory: Oh my god, Aimee... I LOVE bananas!

Mar 29th

nickdouglas: (via moelevin) Quite.

Mar 29th

Slurred voice from the past

I got the strangest call tonight. I was asleep in bed when my one-time best friend called me. I...

Mar 28th

Not that I’m ridiculously excited or anything… ...

Mar 28th

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Fangoriously delicious Strong Bad wrote a children’s book. Now I want childrens.

Mar 27th

Don't go chasing waterfalls. Go make me...

Me: Shush. I'm watching basketball. Make yourself useful and get me a beer.
Mikey: I'm not your bitch!
Me: DO IT! Don't make me go all Chris Brown on you.
Mikey: Yeah, well I'll go all Left Eye on you.
Me: What? Die in a car wreck? That'll show me.

Mar 27th

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Creaming a creme-filled Cadbury Egg I love Rube Goldberg machines. I loathe Cadbury Eggs. This is...

Mar 27th

sniffyjenkins: buyhercandy: by Max Dalton

Mar 26th

Labels aren't always bad

It’s funny how something as innocuous as a label can implicitly define something. Take, for...

Mar 26th

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Song of the Day: The Faint “Take Me To The Hospital” The Faint has been my favorite...

Mar 26th

Going to hell? Probably. Though I’m surprisingly okay...

Mar 25th

M’kay. I’m done.

Mar 25th

Tiny Owl + 3(PEW) = *shakes head* Giving in to the...

Mar 25th

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Song of the Day: Matchbook Romance “You Can Run But We’ll Find You” Surprisingly...

Mar 25th

The Baby This is my little sister, Erica. Also known as The...

Mar 25th

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Song of the Day: Hub City Stompers “I’ve Got a Boot” This is my bad day song....

Mar 24th

You know who else likes fake motivational posters? Hitler.

Mar 24th

Things I'm a fan of...

One of the first things I look at on someone’s Facebook profile is what he/she is a fan of....

Mar 24th

(via badkitty-)

Mar 23rd

We’re supposed to be in a recession, mom So, my mom...

Mar 21st

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Song of the Day: Death Cab for Cutie “I Will Follow You Into the Dark” I love Death...

Mar 21st

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trelvix: Because it’s funny. That’s why. Shut up. Strange Wilderness was horrible. But this part...

Mar 21st

Yellow Dog. Always be misbehaving. Surprise, surprise....

Mar 20th

Yellow Dog and I I figured that I tweet enough about Yellow...

Mar 20th

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If you… Speak Japanese. Do not speak English. Are travelling to an English-speaking...

Mar 19th

Some questions are best left unanswered

I stumbled over a question. It was about answers I sought on the topic of social media. I carefully...

Mar 18th

My latest Photoshop creation. Although it’s not...

Mar 17th

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Song of the Day: David Gray “This Year’s Love” This has been one of my all-time...

Mar 17th

Because I know you’ll read this

You are not my crutch. Nor are you means of escape. I am not and would not ever dream of using you...

Mar 17th

Without telling too much, let me just say that this...

Mar 17th

The great escape

I do not handle monotony well. This is an understatement. It drives me, quite literally, insane. I...

Mar 17th

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Song of the Day: The Fratellis “Flathead” Just. Plain. Fun.

Mar 16th

“I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,...”
— Steve Martin, actor, comedian,...

Mar 15th

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Song of the Day: Bedouin Soundclash “12:59 Lullaby” It’s silent in the early...

Mar 15th

Smitten to the point of retardation

Someone who makes you completely retarded is a good thing, right? I think so. For the last few...

Mar 15th

baileygenine: mayonegg:youareawolf:funnastyfun:Toby...

Mar 14th

“What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be...”
— Chuck Palahniuk, American...

Mar 14th

Should I be swooning? Because I’m definitely swooning.

Mar 14th

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Song of the Day: Arcade Fire “Crown of Love”

Mar 14th

I think you are a real sex pervert

My friends and I don’t do subtle. Particularly not after a few drinks. In fact, whenever we go to a...

Mar 14th

sheasylvia: (via stfumarrieds) If I ever pull anything...

Mar 13th

Mar 13th

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American Psycho - the death of Paul Allen First off, is it bad that this is one of my favorite...

Mar 13th

You're a natural charmer

Matt: I wish you lived by me. So i could bang it out with you. Daily. And buy you stuff. I'd make you feel like I actually cared about you. You'd think I loved you. Then find me in bed with your sister.
Me: *swoons* Where do I sign up?

Mar 13th

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Mmmm… Daft Punk… Song of the Day: Daft Punk “Technologic” Buy it, use it,...

Mar 13th

sniffyjenkins: badkitty-: How to celebrate your first...

Mar 12th

baileygenine: via: secretdark: Cats don’t care. via...

Mar 11th

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Song of the Day: The Blow “Hey Boy” Hey Boy Why you didn’t call me? I waited...

Mar 11th

My type is not typical

My friends give me crap about the “type” of guy I go for. I’m just not a frat boy type of girl. I’m...

Mar 11th

Dear Steven Spielberg and George Lucas,

The great love for history that I possess today is in no small part due to watching your Indiana...

Mar 10th

Restaurants

adelamaide: Places in Wichita that I (can’t believe I) haven’t eaten at yet / want to eat at, in...

Mar 10th

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Song of the Day Tegan and Sara “Back In Your Head” Love, love, LOVE Tegan and Sara.

Mar 9th

Flea market score I went to the Village Flea Market today....

Mar 9th

The sofa king

Salesman: Can I help you with something?
Me: My mom just wanted me to check out this couch for her.
Salesman: Right on. Well It is on sale.
Me: I see that. How hard is it to keep clean? She has an ill-behaved yellow lab who blatantly disregards any "No Dogs on the Furniture" rule, leaving hair everywhere.
Salesman: Well this microfiber is pretty easy to keep clean. Just use a roller on it. We also offer 5-year protection plans that covers cleaning of any stain. Dirt, oil, vomit, blood, alcohol, wine, whatever...
Me: Um... Vomit, blood and alcohol? My mom doesn't live in a frat house.

Mar 9th

littlekyle: mayafish: danhacker: ‘Vampire’ discovered...

Mar 8th

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Song of the Day: RATATAT “Lex” This song is rad. RATATAT is rad. If you like this, you...

Mar 8th

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Song of the Day: Nouvelle Vague “Dancing With Myself” If this doesn’t make you...

Mar 7th

GFY Friday

Me: So where are we getting looped and causing trouble at tonight?
Melissa: Me and Ashley wanna go to Rodeo [a country bar]. We didn't go out last night and it's no cover with college I.D.
Me: MOTHERFU- I suppose I can suck it up. Goat ropers seem to dig chicks who don't look like one of them.
Melissa: They aren't ALL country. I'm sure you can find a nice white collar boy to grind on.
Me: You can't GRIND to country music. Just molest farm animals.
Melissa: Oh trust me, I can grind to anything.
Me: I'm sure YOU can. I'm rhythmically challenged anyway. I'm going to feel like the special ed kid...
Melissa: Eh, alcohol is the great equalizer.
Me: Touche.

Mar 6th

The logical progression of my Twitter...

Follow Friday. Facebook stalk you Saturday. Drive by your house a couple dozen times in the off...

Mar 6th

sniffyjenkins: No parent should be without the baby...

Mar 6th

nick

Mar 6th

Second-Best Tattoo EVAR. If you’re gonna get a...

Mar 6th

Best. Tattoo. EVAR. Naked, buck-tooth Indian molesting a...

Mar 6th

Finding Nemo (if "Nemo" were a mixed...

Mark: So, are you still suffering from a headache, low grade fever and dizziness?
Me: Just the fever and headache now. Improvement!
Mark: Awww, but dizziness is the fun one...
Me: I can easily replace that with drunkenness.
Mark: True enough... I was just gonna say we routinely pay for dizziness. How nice to have it for free!
Me: Pfft. I don't pay anyway. I just wear a low-cut shirt and the dizziness comes to me.

Mar 6th

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Song of the Day: The Specials “Ghost Town” I love this song more than I can love any...

Mar 6th

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Song of the Day: Iron & Wine “Boy with a Coin” OH SHIT! This is my jam! Wait, no....

Mar 4th

Lessons from this week

My grandpa wears gray Velcro shoes (affectionately referred to as ‘cros) no matter what...

Mar 4th

Thank goodness for the clarification.

Mar 1st

Should I have laughed at this? Because I so did.

Mar 1st