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Song of the Day:
Iron & Wine “Boy with a Coin”
OH SHIT! This is my jam! Wait, no....
Mar 4th
Lessons from this week
My grandpa wears gray Velcro shoes (affectionately referred to as ‘cros) no matter what...
Mar 4th
Thank goodness for the clarification.
Mar 1st
Should I have laughed at this? Because I so did.
Mar 1st
Listen
Song of the Day:
Lupe Fiasco featuring Jill Scott “Daydreamin’”
Mar 1st
Alex Pardee, from The Secrets of Hollywood.
Mar 1st
Stories from my childhood: Bobby
Starting at about the age of 3, my mom used to tell me that I had an older brother named Bobby. Of...
Mar 1st
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This is an acoustic version of a song from a ska punk band, Streetlight Manifesto. It makes me oddly...
Feb 27th
Strangers become friends during life's...
Thank you all for your support and kind words of encouragement while I and my family have soldiered...
Feb 27th
Listen
First of all, I’ve been swooning over City + Colour pretty much since the moment I heard them,...
Feb 26th
Toothpaste For Dinner
Feb 26th
“If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope He...”
— Jack Handy, writer &...
— Jack Handy, writer &...
Feb 26th
Me. Senior year of high school. 2002-03. Yeesh.
Feb 25th
New Year's resolution [an update]
I haven’t forgotten or given up on my New Year’s resolution to lose weight. Although I...
Feb 25th
The “OMG, is that ME?!” moment of the day. Still...
Feb 25th
Listen
Benny Benassi “Who’s Your Daddy”
Mmmm… this makes my nethers twitch with...
Feb 25th
Less than three
Matt: Whatcha up to tonight? And the night before? And your weekend?Me: Banging myself. Too drunk to bang myself. Too tired to bang myself. Like myself, but more as a friend. Disgusted by the sight of myself and quite embarrassed that I banged myself.
Matt: haahahahahaahahaahahahahaahhaahahahahahahahah! I love you, you know that? <3
Me: Aw shucks. I less than three you too.
Matt: Yeah after I wrote that, I was like, "Fuck, I bet she probably thinks I'd call her back after I creampied her."
Me: I wouldn't want you to anyway. *pats head*
Matt: My kinda gal.
Feb 25th
My latest Photoshop creation. I wish I had paints. Oh well....
Feb 16th
My mom made me a birthday brunch: This. The elusive...
Feb 14th
Listen
OH SHIT! THIS IS MY JAM! *runs to the dance floor*
Savage “Swing”
Feb 13th
Sometimes I like to play with Photoshop.
Feb 13th
I made today’s Favrd Leaderboard for the first time...
Feb 13th
sniffyjenkins:
K Americans. Here’s the thing.
Feb 11th
My dating pool resembles a sewage...
In a stunning display of obligatory revelry, my friends managed to get me out of the house last...
Feb 11th
sniffyjenkins:
Not sure we need say any more about...
Feb 10th
My kind of Valentine’s Day card.
Drawing by Jason Sho...
Feb 10th
My kind of Valentine’s Day card.
Drawing by Jason Sho...
Feb 10th
My kind of Valentine’s Day card.
Drawing by Jason Sho...
Feb 10th
My kind of Valentine’s Day card.
Drawing by Jason Sho...
Feb 10th
My kind of Valentine’s Day card.
Drawing by Jason Sho...
Feb 10th
Watch
This video almost makes me want to have a kid… almost.
PS- Dentists are a gateway drug.
Feb 9th
Truth be told, I'm a liar
Dad: You know how Boca Burger got its name?Mom: No. How?
Dad: When they started, they didn't really have a marketing budget. So they relied on word-of-mouth. And "boca" is "mouth" in Spanish.
Mom: And how did you know that?
Dad: Actually, I just made that up. Pretty convincing though, huh?
Mom: You'd better hope I don't retain that as a fact.
Feb 6th
Yeah, I laughed at this. And I applaud his ability to use...
Feb 4th
WANTED: Cabana Boy
I’ve been doing some soul searching and decided that I need a cabana boy. I also need a beach,...
Feb 2nd