January 2010
December 2009
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Step 1: Be more vulnerable
This is me singing. I...
New Year's Resolution: Do things that terrify me -...
I’m horrible at committing to do something. Horrible. I know some people find it frustrating, but I very seldom respond to invitations with a definite “yes” or “no”. I hate feeling like I’m obligated to do something or go somewhere. So I select “maybe” to cover my bases - just in case I don’t feel like doing something at that particular moment....
New Year's Resolution: Do things that terrify me -...
I have trouble doing things alone. If I find that there’s no one else willing or able to go somewhere or do something with me, I just don’t do it. I have a feeling that I’ve missed out on a lot while waiting for someone to join me. That’s no way to live. So this coming year, I want to take steps toward that. I want to be able to function when no one else is around.
So here...
Guess whose "Do You Like Me?" business cards are...
Just in time for this Match.com debacle. And for those going to SF, you’re damn right you’re getting one.
If you bird haters
frageelaytwit:
Think a cat wouldn’t gladly slurp out your eyeballs one by one after you drop dead on your kitchen floor, clutching your heart with one hand and your Coffee Mate with the other, you’ve got one hell of a surprise coming in the afterlife.
Actually, that’s what I’m hoping for.
<3
Song of the Day:
Death Cab for Cutie “The...
Song of the Day:
Placebo “Nancy Boy”
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Dear Gorilla Sushi,
gorillasushi:
aimee-b-loved:
I really like your man-fur. May I pet you? And if I may, will you purr?
Regards, Aimee
Purring is for pussies.
Fine then. I’ll purr.
2009. AS CHRONOLOGICALLY.
Spent New Year’s with an ex-boyfriend. Tried to rekindle things. But it sputtered and died for good.
Went retarded and resumed communication with emotionally manipulative fuckhead. Got a Victoria’s Secret gift card out of the deal.
Turned 24. Was reminded by my darling mother that she was already married, had me and owned a house by my age.
Grandmother died. This is still weird to...
Dear Gorilla Sushi,
I really like your man-fur. May I pet you? And if I may, will you purr?
Regards, Aimee
Some highlights from my dating life in '09. Ha. I...
carlyj:
Started off the year single and optimistic. Plus one for being hopeful.
Got back together with Matt at a WWE event (is that what you call it? An event? Maybe it’s called a match. I have no idea. All I know is, it was nonsense). Anyway, plus one for opening my heart up again. Minus one for going to a WWE event with him for the sole purpose of trying to get back together. There is...
I probably should've brushed my hair. Meh. Maybe...
My New Year's Resolution: Be less crazy.
Let’s hope this one sticks.
You know how you have a little crush on someone...
Just me?
No one had looked at my Match profile. I thought I...
Also, what the hell have I gotten myself into?
“I found out where Michael Medved, the Christian Fundamentalist conservative film...”
– At least my friends are thorough — thoroughly insane.
I'm freaking out here. Seriously....
Apparently, one of my ex-whatevers sent me a message on Formspring. I didn’t know it was him at first, but further messages confirmed it. He broke my heart more times than I should have let him. Eventually, I wrote him off and moved on. But fuckme if it still doesn’t sting.
For as sassy or sarcastic or whatever as I come off as, I’m fragile as hell. And I hate it.
I clicked "See who's flirting with you" and it...
I think this is a sign.
Why do all my Match.com matches look like rapists?
Should I be worried? Do I look like a rapist?
Song of the Day:
Rufus Wainwright “Greek...
People I've dated and/or "talked to"
First Guy (boyfriend)
Went to WalMart to Buy Pie but Did Not Share Said Pie Guy
Wanted to Have Sex to Black Dahlia Murder on His Best Friend’s Grave Guy
Way Too Interested in Butt Sex Guy
Forgettable Guy
Pocket-Sized Girl
Best Friend Who Things Got Awkward With Guy
Thought I Looked Like the Singer From Evanescence Girl
The One Who I Got Away From Guy (boyfriend)
Emotionally...
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"No Strings Attached Guy" is trying to get back in...
<sarcasm> Super-duper. </sarcasm>
You know what this chunky juice needs?
Rum.
