Aimee B. Loved

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carmenlsigman: Amanda Palmer - I Want You, But I Don’t Need You I like you, and I’d like you to...

Dec 2nd

lilykily: stupid, but silly. Ahem, Pauly Peanutbutter.

Dec 2nd

ronworkman: cheeburga: aly-of-the-valley: Sometimes I...

Dec 2nd

(via peyotecoyote) Where the Wild Things Are!

Dec 2nd

July 14, 2008: Obama Wants More Troops for...

Dec 1st

FormSpring, batch #3

What does this picture make you think...

Dec 1st

Better fat than a coward.

frageelaytwit: This needs to be embroidered on a pillow somewhere. I’m thinking bedazzled...

Dec 1st

FormSpring, batch #2

I’m really sorry I goofed up “veloci-rapper” as “thug raptor” that one...

Dec 1st

FormSpring, batch #1

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CHIMP? You, of course. And who are you yelling at? What an angry chimp! I know...

Dec 1st

Opening a can of worms.

They are squirmy. Also, I’m doing the FormSpring thing. So if you have any questions,...

Dec 1st

(via lookitsjoe)

Dec 1st

btothed: I’m heading out to my first day at the new job,...

Dec 1st

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theduty: Cast of Spongebob…dub the classics. This made my day. Seriously. XD

Dec 1st

crappytaxidermy: smiling assquatch via ebay Sweet...

Dec 1st

seoulbrother: WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? via Geekologie ...

Nov 30th

No. Really. What do Tim Tebow's balls...

He’ll probably die of testicular cancer because he couldn’t shake the media off of them...

Nov 30th

hurtling: AIMEE IZ IN UR NEWSPAPER WRITIN UR...

Nov 30th

Grody.

Nov 30th

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Wherein a gringo espeakos espanol.

Nov 30th

Chillin at the office. With a taxidermied owl.

Nov 30th

I really, really, REALLY want a wee deer...

I’m putting that out there. Just in case Santa reads my Tumblr.

Nov 30th

My friends and I got a lot of “Booo! KU! Boooo! But,...

Nov 30th

I let my pent up Mizzou rage out through...

Nov 30th

True story. Apparently “Baaaa” means...

Nov 30th

Hallelujah. And amen.

Nov 30th

I dislike the Juno soundtrack.

wordishness: It’s annoying and smacks of someone trying too hard to be quirky instead of just...

Nov 30th

Monday. BAH!

Nov 30th

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Song of the Day: Streetlight Manifesto “We Will Fall Together” What is this, 8th wave...

Nov 30th

(via peyotecoyote) WEE DEER! *melts*

Nov 30th

Ashley and I!

Nov 28th

New Message

Nov 28th

ROCK! CHALK! JAYHAWK!

Nov 28th

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Nov 28th

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Song of the Day: City and Colour “Faithless”

Nov 28th

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Song of the Day: Death Cab for Cutie “World Shut Your Mouth” You heard the man,...

Nov 28th

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justinu84: kushnstarbucks: xmoonmanjx: Turnt Up by Lupe Fiasco INSTANT REBLOG!

Nov 27th

I love happy endings.

Or in Jason and Anna’s case, happy beginnings. Congratulations! =]

Nov 27th

Had I known I’d be bored enough take random pictures, I probably would’ve taken the time...

Nov 27th

November is almost over and my mustache just now comes in?...

Nov 27th

I don't really unfollow people. Just cry...

It’s got an embroidered portrait of Morrissey on it. He understands my pain. Even when I...

Nov 27th

Aw, shit. I think I may have a big head....

gdub: aimee-b-loved: rsmallbone: (via aimee-b-loved) Whatever you say, Bighead. UNFOLLOW....

Nov 27th

I am not Bev Bighead.

Nov 27th

Aw, shit. I think I may have a big head....

rsmallbone: (via aimee-b-loved) Whatever you say, Bighead. UNFOLLOW. Jerkface. Now I know how...

Nov 27th

Aw, shit. I think I may have a big head....

Nov 27th

WHY AM I HERE?! Nobody else is here. These pants are SO...

Nov 27th

Angry banana is angry.

Nov 27th

I AM TIRED AND BLOATED BUT I'M SO...

Even though I’ll have to get up at the ass-crack of dawn to be on the road by 8, tomorrow...

Nov 27th

lookitsjoe: You know I am talking about you. Yes, YOU.

Nov 27th

frageelaytwit: atsirhc: So we’re at some feed and seed...

Nov 27th

Heeeeeey... that handturkey was a...

Nov 27th

How do people know I love handturkeys so much?

Nov 27th

stephbarnard: dakotamiller: aimee-b-loved: I’m...

Nov 27th

angelablack: Aimee-B-Loved wants to dress as a bunny with...

Nov 27th

I'm thankful for all of you jerks.

And the giggles you cause on a daily basis. <3

Nov 27th

worldwarmike: I’M THANKFUL FOR MY SEXINESS. We’re...

Nov 27th

tinyclicks: Ohhhhhh, yeeeeahhh. Pretty sure this needs...

Nov 27th

I’m thankful for Craigslist’s missed...

Nov 27th

fuckingdelicious: You know, I appreciate these little...

Nov 26th

Happy Thanksgiving, America :)

paulpb: We all have lots to be thankful for, even during our darkest, most challenging hours. I...

Nov 26th

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Song of the Day: Fugazi “Bad Mouth” I’ll have ritualized gluttony with a side of...

Nov 26th

I'm adding "Go to the Macy's...

I don’t like people. But I do like giant Spongebobs.

Nov 26th

justinu84: (via hardenthefuckup) Hark!

Nov 26th

I'm thinking about starting a Song of...

Good idea? Bad idea?

Nov 26th

Hot Cocoa + Peppermint Schnapps + Aimee = Suck it,...

Nov 26th

I do not have a date tonight. He asked...

But I did say, “Maybe next week?” So there’s that. Oh, and my parents met at a...

Nov 25th

Please design a logo for me. With pie charts....

Nov 25th

So, a boy I met at a bar just called and...

I should say no to boys I meet in bars, right?

Nov 25th

crappytaxidermy: the duel

Nov 25th

Is it Saturday yet? Because I want to go to there NOW! The...

Nov 25th

luckyshirt: I just found this buried in my drafts. And I...

Nov 25th

GPOYW Why yes. I am wearing a leopard print halter top over...

Nov 25th

I have my list of handturkeys to make....

Also, if I made you a handturkey and you want to have it to hang on your refrigerator, email me your...

Nov 25th

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Song of the Day: City and Colour “Sometimes (I Wish)” I love City and Colour. So hard....

Nov 25th

My fingers are numb and I need a new...

That is all.

Nov 25th

Handturkey #11 For Daniel. Crazy handturkey is CRAZY. ...

Nov 25th

Handturkey #10 For Steve. Extraterrestrial Habdturkey comes...

Nov 25th

Handturkey #9 For Paul-e-wog. 80 million years ago,...

Nov 25th

Handturkey #8 For LaDawn. There’s no caption but...

Nov 25th

Handturkey #7 For Mike. Spider-Turkey keeps your city safe...

Nov 25th

More handturkeys are coming...

Added to: Mary’s Angela’s Guillermo’s Jim’s Richard’s ...

Nov 25th

redcloud: legos: Jurassic Park Lost World, actually....

Nov 25th

HOLY SHIT! I just realized who my boss...

Nov 24th

“No. We’re not doing anything. We don’t really...”
— My boss. To a vendor.

Nov 24th

Writing about my favorite subject

“You’re on a date with good food, good drinks and good company. When all of a...

Nov 24th

My right nostril stopped twitching. And...

If I were Samantha from Bewitched, shit would be getting crazy right about now.

Nov 24th

lookitsjoe: THERE ARE MOTHER FUCKING SNAPES ON THIS...

Nov 24th

Skype weddings are a thing, apparently.

Hmm… I’ll be sending out marriage license applications. Invitations will soon follow....

Nov 24th

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Song of the Day: David Bowie “Space Oddity” You cannot fuck with...

Nov 24th

I thought the turkey trots come the day...

Nov 24th

Speaking of “Angry Beaver”…

Nov 24th

My favorite restaurant is now under new...

I really hope nothing has changed. Just thinking of its pho and tofu spring rolls makes my tumbly...

Nov 24th

Now errrbody in the club gettin’ tipsy.

Nov 24th

My right nostril won't stop twitching.

Weirdest. Feeling. Ever.

Nov 24th

I was up way too late drawing...

Even though the subject matter is completely ridiculous, I’d forgotten how therapeutic drawing...

Nov 24th

Expect more handturkeys tomorrow.

But for now. Bed. <3

Nov 24th

Handturkey #6 For Bee. Dr. Handturkey can’t breathe...

Nov 24th

Handturkey #5 For Richard. Emo Handturkey thought its tweet...

Nov 24th

Handturkey #4 For Jim. Cannibal Handturkey LOVES...

Nov 24th

Handturkey #3 For Guillermo. Che Handturkey wants...

Nov 24th

Handturkey #2 For Angela. Grouchy Handturkey is raging...

Nov 24th

Handturkey #1 For Mary. Cubist Handturkey speaks its own...

Nov 24th

So, who wants a hand-turkey?!?

I’ve got my crayons ready.

Nov 24th

Boxes of player piano reels and French translated Hollywood...

Nov 24th

Player piano song reels.

Nov 24th

Warthog head on the concrete warehouse floor. Now that I...

Nov 24th

Wider view from my desk.

Nov 24th

View from my desk.

Nov 24th

Look at this fucking hipster. Oh, wait… As promised,...

Nov 24th

“The “politically correctness” has got to get out now. I...”
— Palin supporter at SARAH PALIN...

Nov 23rd

I could shatter my kneecap with a...

Invariably, whenever anyone mentions anything about a knee injury, she says this: Was it your low...

Nov 23rd

I got to use "Turn those mole hills into...

And that made my day.

Nov 23rd

dustindeckard: So this exists. “Like gifts from a...

Nov 23rd

lookitsjoe: Bozo really let himself go in the last few...

Nov 23rd

Why won't Tumblr let me go back and edit...

Nov 23rd

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Apparently Monday sounds like craaaaaash.

Nov 23rd

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You’re hosed. Tough luck, Mr. Butterfly.

Nov 23rd

katykelley: A CD spindle transformed into a bagel holder...

Nov 23rd

crappytaxidermy: the nardog by robert marbury - urban...

Nov 23rd

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Song of the Day: Led Zeppelin “D’yer Mak’er” I went through a Led Zeppelin...

Nov 23rd

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delgrosso: Death Cab for Cutie - This Charming Man I LOVE this. Mostly because they kinda...

Nov 23rd

I caused a car wreck once. True story.

Driving with my windows down on my way home from class, I’m stopped at a stoplight. The guys...

Nov 23rd

Oh, I caused my first fight last night.

Not on purpose. Walking back from the restroom, some guy grabbed my hand and declared his undying...

Nov 23rd

crappytaxidermy: via ebay Terrifying.

Nov 23rd

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Song of the Day: The Clash “London Calling” The Clash is fantastic. And that’s...

Nov 22nd

nickdouglas: FREE TEXAS with purchase of state of greater...

Nov 22nd

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Nov 22nd

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Song of the Day: Son House “John the Revelator” Winter is coming. Have some cheery...

Nov 22nd

“Yeah?! Well 1987 called and it wants its underwear back!”
— My dad. To my mom. Because...

Nov 22nd

My nose tickles from all the little...

Which reminds me, Americans call them bangs while the English call it fringe. See, fringe I get -...

Nov 21st

Serious face for a serious haircut.

Nov 21st

crappytaxidermy: pope pinenut photograph by tenebruous...

Nov 21st

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Song of the Day: White Rose Movement “Love is a Number” Lies. But let’s dance it...

Nov 21st

Beauty isn't a number.

I’ll never be a 0. Or a 1. 2. Or a 3. Or a 4. Or a 5. Or a 6. Or a 7. I’ve been a 22. A...

Nov 21st

Jesus. Parking for this football game is...

I should’ve just bought another ticket and brought my car in. “Hey, screw you! I bought...

Nov 20th

Don’t ya wanna just pinch her little cheekers? ...

Nov 20th

Dammit. I forgot to make my sister a...

I was thinking something like “Happy Bir— YO, I’M REALLY HAPPY FOR YA AND...

Nov 20th

Someone needs to kidnap Guillermo while...

We don’t have universal healthcare, but, ya know, there’s the whole “no...

Nov 20th

I have such a headache that I want to...

I’m gonna cut you so bad, you’ll wish I didn’t cut you so bad.

Nov 20th

I am bored. It's times like this that I...

You bet your ass I’d post pictures of my parasitic twin if I had one. This patch of hair and...

Nov 20th

“My name is Shake-Zula. The mic rulah. The old...

Nov 20th

“Ugh. Robot Chicken…”

Nov 20th

Sarah Palin Floats Glenn Beck as a Possible...

Nov 20th

It's on like Donkey Kong.

YR WELCOME, JIM!

Nov 20th

joshdutcher: dustindeckard: Cockadoodle-doo,...

Nov 20th

CAT WEDDING MEOW-- err, NOW!

You think these cats are going to make their own superhero costumes? No. They don’t even have...

Nov 19th

I'm debating whether or not to respond...

Really? You’re rejecting me via email? After everything we’ve been through? Remember...

Nov 19th

You know that administrative assistant...

Yeah, I didn’t get the job. I know this because I just got an email stating such. Way to stay...

Nov 19th

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FUCKYEAHLOCALCOMMERCIALS From what I gather, the person who produced this commercial submitted a...

Nov 19th

paulpb: GPOY erm Suity Suity Thursday? Job interview...

Nov 19th

C’mon Carly! Let’s take the flying Harry Potter...

Nov 19th

Awkward is the new suave.

I’m going to go ahead and blame Love Actually for my adoration of awkward flirtation. Are all...

Nov 19th

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Song of the Day: Del tha Funkee Homosapien “Mistadobalina”

Nov 19th

Should I abandon sipinsterhood, my cats...

btothed: aimee-b-loved: carlyj: (via aimee-b-loved) Well, shit. I had the perfect light blue...

Nov 19th

Should I abandon sipinsterhood, my cats...

carlyj: (via aimee-b-loved) Well, shit. I had the perfect light blue puffy sleeved number all...

Nov 19th

Should I abandon sipinsterhood, my cats...

Nov 19th

Happy birthday, Doublejack! Though, something tells me I...

Nov 19th

Quick! I need a "three wolf" style...

Nov 19th

Who needs TV when there's weird soap...

Now… Paul, you marry Yayaa. Yayaa you turn into a midget. Dave, you brood. Paul, you realize...

Nov 19th

Aww, but Dave and Paul made such a cute...

At least we still have the DVD. RIGHT GUYS?!?

Nov 19th

sokeri: FINALLY! what do I name it? “Dell tha...

Nov 19th

“If I gave you a ring, would I have to break your knuckle to...”
— My Dad’s proposal to my...

Nov 19th

I don't like when people make spectacles...

I don’t care if you have a perfectly crafted video montage of all the happy moments you and...

Nov 19th

You should see the 64-pixel engagement...

Nov 19th

A la bonne heure.

Has nothing to do with boners. Unless your accent is shit.

Nov 18th

"Boner" is not a sexy word.

Unless preceded by “girl”.

Nov 18th

Yes, yes. I get it. Happy birthday,...

Even though I started following you, what, yesterday? I still hope you’re having a wonderful...

Nov 18th

ronworkman: morgenstern:fascinated: Catsforgold.com is...

Nov 18th

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guillee: Xzibit’s crazy ass laugh, for Aimee. XD This makes my day.

Nov 18th

I'm such a cotton-headed ninnymuggins.

Nov 18th

eoporto: My ability to be over-dramatic coupled with my...

Nov 18th

My boss' buck-toothed chihuahua just...

Little Bootsie is going for distance today.

Nov 18th

I wish I had a track of Xzibit's crazy...

Nov 18th

Yeah. I kinda like this one.

Nov 18th

GPOYW - Back when I was emo edition. It’s crazy to...

Nov 18th

OH LOOK! A puppy! Heeeeeeeeeey…

Nov 18th

Nov 18th

paulpb: GPOYW. Seriously hating this week Wednesday...

Nov 18th

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Song of the Day: Passion Pit “Sleepyhead” Oh, Passion Pit. Let us never be apart...

Nov 18th

I should probably have my passport in...

Nov 18th

And why am I such a sweaty bitch? Grody....

Problem-solver.

Nov 18th

I just woke up from a 5-hour nap......

D’oh!

Nov 18th

(via fuckyeahmath) Thank you, fuckyeahmath. Really.

Nov 17th

I suffer from flirtardation.

Nov 17th

Telekinetic blowjob.

That is all.

Nov 17th

I really hoping that I just had my...

Normal, right?

Nov 17th

I feel better than I have in quite a...

First of all, I’m out of my shitty roommate situation. Even if that meant moving back in with...

Nov 17th

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chrisfromtheict: This is seriously fucked up. And not in a “lol she ate a cup of poo” kind of...

Nov 17th

Sometimes it scares me that I like you...

Nov 17th

I named another herbal male enhancement...

Wait for it… … … … … Cocky Again. Seriously. I love my job.

Nov 16th

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I spy with my little eye… A homeless man outside The Lord’s Diner (soup kitchen) doing...

Nov 16th

BREAKING NEWS FROM THE ONION: Greyhound Now...

Nov 16th

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Song of the Day: Cobra Starship “Good Girls Go Bad (Isom Innis Remix)” Pfft. I...

Nov 16th

chrisfromtheict: (via reygunn) Meka Leka Hi, Meka Hiney...

Nov 16th

Sometimes it scares me that I miss you...

Nov 16th

FUCK YEAH! I want a Manning Colts jersey...

Also- FUCK YOU, TOM BRADY!

Nov 16th

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Song of the Day: The Kinks “Sunny Afternoon” One of my all time favorite songs by one...

Nov 15th

(via crappytaxidermy) Since chipmunks are apparently a...

Nov 15th

I was flipping channels and caught a...

Be back later. Have to take my vagina to therapy. It’ll be okay, little guy. I promise.

Nov 15th

We have so much in common. Like...

Nov 15th

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Gold star sticker for attempting to hit the note in “Take On Me”. I hear driving and...

Nov 15th

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But I did get down, girl. Go ‘head get down. Also, I wasn’t in the shamelessly flirty...

Nov 15th

Atlantic Ocean, you are a bastard.

Nov 14th

stuffparty: Via Jan via moonpolysoft.

Nov 14th

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Song of the Day: Cassidy “I’m a Hustla” What? I’ll bust a cap. Which would...

Nov 14th

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Some Grey Bloke “Re: Jesus Loves You” I love, love, love Some Grey Bloke. Do yourself a...

Nov 14th

Silly Henry Winkler! You are The Fonz, not Captain Hook. ...

Nov 14th

smcconnell: dustindeckard: Oh man oh man. LYLT,...

Nov 14th

Also, I have Skype now (yeah, I'm slow...

aimee.l.brock

Nov 14th

Happy birthday, dear Theresa.

Go shawty. It’s your birfday. We’re gonna party. Like it’s your birfday. We gonna...

Nov 14th

Sorry for the deluge of audio posts. I...

I’m still a motha-fuggin-P.I.M.P., by the way.

Nov 13th

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A Cure for Constipation Commuting <3

Nov 13th

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Look at the W-W-W-White Bitch!

Nov 13th

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I am a P.I.M.P. Also, I know all the words to “What Up Gangsta?” So there’s that.

Nov 13th

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Nov 13th

When I was little, the Highlights...

Then I went to the Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and realized my error.

Nov 13th

More random things around the office:

Vintage movie posters from their French releases, including: East of Eden Casablanca Victor...

Nov 13th

Demolition Man is on. And I'm SO...

Nov 13th

Player piano reels of the day:

Hawaii Five-O theme Edelweiss Mission: Impossible theme Boot Scootin’ Boogie Lady In...

Nov 12th

pocketcontents: emmyinabox: HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK. ...

Nov 12th

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Song of the Day: The Violent Femmes “36-24-36” Probably my favorite Femmes song. (Turn...

Nov 12th

hurtling: Oh, shit. BWAHAHA! K. You win Tumblr.

Nov 12th

Maybe I'll jumpstart my STD banner ad...

How’s this for a headline: “Was his name Dave or Gabe? Shit. How much did I drink? And...

Nov 12th

I just spent the last 20 minutes in...

I miss my camera.

Nov 12th

peyotecoyote: crab helmet WANT. For me. Fuck that cat.

Nov 12th

“I’m reading a travel article on MSNBC. The travel...”
— Kevin, my friend

Nov 11th

Does anyone need a player piano reel of...

Apparently my boss bought a player piano parts supply store. So there are literally tens of...

Nov 11th

I am not proud of "Satyr-day". Many...

Nov 11th

What's that dance move where you grab...

Yeah. I’m hitting it pretty hard tonight. It’s tricky, you know.

Nov 11th

Even if you were camped out under my...

<3

Nov 11th

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Song of the Day: Run-D.M.C. “It’s Tricky” I may or may not know all the lyrics...

Nov 11th

What am I doing? Oh, nothing. Just ordering business cards....

Nov 11th

I always liked Guy Smiley.

But thought Prairie Dawn was a total whore. And Bert and Ernie weren’t fooling anyone. And...

Nov 11th

Veteran's Day

Two years ago, I had the privilege of attending my great grandfather’s WWII battalion reunion....

Nov 11th

Aimee

monkeyfrog: I think you need a tumblr posse. I volunteer to be the front rider. Can you lynch a...

Nov 11th

You are a douchebag and I'm going to...

So, the guy who’s holding my camera hostage has posted ransom. That ransom is sex. Fuck you,...

Nov 11th

Dear Sesame Street: Stop molesting my...

Nov 10th

I think that you are a creep in the best...

<3

Nov 10th

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Song of the Day: DJ KOOL “Let Me Clear My Throat” OH SHIT! THIS IS MY JAM!

Nov 10th

Also.

Nov 10th

I thought this needed another go-round.

Nov 10th

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Song of the Day: Jamie T “Chaka Demus” And now for something completely different....

Nov 10th

“I’ve always been focusing on making the right decisions for...”
— Freshman Democratic Rep. John...

Nov 9th

Chicago Tribune: "Are funny women...

Nov 9th

This came in the mail yesterday. This is why everydaydude is...

Nov 9th

“Dooley Worth and Alan M. Beck conducted what may have been...”
— What’s the deal with “cat...

Nov 8th

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Song of the Day: Rocky Votolato “White Daisy Passing” Take me to bed, Rocky. No. Not...

Nov 8th

Inadvertantly ripping off someone else's...

Nov 8th

You know how when you grab a woman's...

Nov 8th

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Song of the Day: Gorillaz “Sound Check (Gravity)” If you need me, I’ll be over...

Nov 8th

Wait, boobs meme?

That memo must’ve gotten lost somewhere. I’d fire my secretary for that if she...

Nov 8th

apsies: mikehudack:spiegelman: Oregon Congressman Earl...

Nov 8th

Text messaging with mom.

Mom: Cats are winning! Hawks are fumbling, poopy-pants. Reising is gay.
Me: Is matricide still a crime?
Mom: I'm sure anything that ends with -cide is a crime. Idiot.
Me: Ugh. Also, it's REESING. You'd know how to spell if you were a KU fan. *boop*
Mom: STOP BOTHERING ME!
Me: KU is driving me to drink. THANKS A LOT, JACKASS.
Mom: Stay away from the drinking games and the ER. And REESING has a groin pull. His boyfriend must be a tight end.
Me: [not dignifying that with a response]
Mom: Old Man Snyder took KU's ball and he's NOT GONNA GIVE IT BACK. BOO YEAH!
Me: GET OFF MY LAWN!

Nov 7th

“Guns don’t kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do...”
— Eddie Izzard (via apsies) ...

Nov 6th

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coyotesqrl: I know, I know. I’ve posted this before. I. Don’t. Care. Raúl Esparza singing...

Nov 6th

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Song of the Day: Belle & Sebastian “Step Into My Office, Baby” For yhf.

Nov 6th

I give up.

Thoughts?

Nov 6th

Bio Option C

You know how every once in a while you hear about the reclusive old woman that authorities finds...

Nov 6th

Bio Option B

Aimee seeks to be the best Internet jackass she can be and provide customers with unparalleled...

Nov 6th

Bio Option A

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Aimee. She lived a comfortable life in the majestic...

Nov 6th

I have to write my bio but am drawing a...

WHY IS THIS SO HARD?

Nov 6th

I'm FINALLY going to see Helvetica...

- Welcome to 2007, Aimee. - Huh. Thanks. I think. - No, really. You’re in 2007. -...

Nov 6th

Sometimes I turn my car stereo up REALLY...

Don’t tell anyone, k?

Nov 5th

I named my first male herbal enhancement...

Your penises can thank me later.

Nov 5th

Not like a zebra. Pinstriping like this. ^^ Because...

Nov 5th

I'm thinking about getting a pinstripe...

Thoughts?

Nov 5th

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Song of the Day: Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head “Me + Yr Daughter” Remember,...

Nov 5th

crappytaxidermy: by robert marbury via urbanbeast NEW...

Nov 5th

Conservative estimate, 98 percent of...

Nov 5th

Willpower Breakdown: A Fairy Tale It sure ain’t...

Nov 5th

ATTACK! Also, no willpower. But, hey, if you were being...

Nov 5th

I make some pretty dumb faces. Whoever I...

Nov 5th

YOU GUYS MY KIDS *DO* STILL LIVE HERE...

(via yhf) Put a horse head on the sybian. Just hide the, uh, accessories. Sincerely, Aimee Brock...

Nov 5th

I ALMOST FORGOT...

Everydaydude is AWESOME. This isn’t an exaggeration. It’s a fact.

Nov 5th

You know what your living room is...

Let it simmer.

Nov 5th

I will try to refrain from posting photo...

Will my willpower hold?

Nov 5th

yhf: pocketcontents: kfedup: yhf: This is what my...

Nov 5th

Happy Birthday, RonBailey! I haz a birfday cookie. But I...

Nov 5th

I love dorks, nerds and geeks.

Lamp has nothing on a pair of glasses, comic book obsession or healthy literary knowledge. That is...

Nov 5th

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Song of the Day: Reel Big Fish “Revolution” Oh, Reel Big Fish! How do I love your ska...

Nov 5th

[work] Welcome to the Unemployment Line

Nov 4th

According to Wikipedia, the "huh" in...

Not to be confused with a religious ejaculation like “PRAISE GOOOOOOOOD!” What? 

Nov 4th

I WOULD participate in GPOYW, but my...

In exchange for a date. Dude. I threw up on you and you still want a date? Maybe you should take a...

Nov 4th

5 Deadliest Pandemics, from here. The Peloponnesian War...

Nov 4th

I wanted to draw eyes on one of my ex's...

Also - No more strange stretchy penis pictures, please.

Nov 3rd

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Song of the Day: The Faint f. Conor Oberst “Dust” I chose The Faint over my first...

Nov 3rd

A midget fighting a polar bear (in a snowstorm). For...

Nov 3rd

A Yankee. For Smartasshat.

Nov 3rd

What should I doodle?

Nov 3rd

stephbarnard: carlyj: sheasylvia: So… I’ve been super...

Nov 3rd

What I heard more than once today:

- This is Aimee. She started today. She used to work for [redacted]. - Oh. Yeah. My condolences.

Nov 3rd

chrisfromtheict: The Boondock Saints take out Twilight ...

Nov 3rd

poeks: Kansas. I jumped the fence to get a closer look at...

Nov 3rd

You may have your Masters, but you’re still a wanker. ...

Nov 3rd

My new job is like a "Crappy Taxidermy"...

Best. Thing. Ever. In my office, there’s an aardvark listening to an iPod. Oh, there will be...

Nov 3rd

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-11-1)

Nov 2nd

It’s the little things. Like 1337 tumblarity.

Nov 2nd

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Song of the Day: Benny Goodman “Sing, Sing, Sing” Is it bad that this is my...

Nov 2nd

I'll show you a happy little bush.

What?

Nov 2nd