Aimee B. Loved

indefensible: Jesus, Aimee. Drinking like it’s your job is tough for me, and I’m a 210-pound dude....

Nov 1st

Today's lesson: Moderation

Sometime between 2 and 3 this morning, I went from being the cute girl at the party to being the...

Nov 1st

How cute! It's Dave's birthday.

I’m sending e-cheek pinches and a check for $2 because apparently I’m a grandmother...

Nov 1st

Moral of the story: Don't drink a lot on...

Oct 31st

Apparently this isn't Twitter. Shit,...

Oct 31st

Dear Banana-Flavored Candy,

How dare you call yourself banana? You don’t taste like any banana I’ve ever eaten....

Oct 31st

guillee: I just saw this photo in the news wire without...

Oct 31st

This is my father. There are many like him. But this one is...

Oct 31st

I'm such a chump.

Oct 31st

I should retitle my Tumblr "Blank...

Oct 31st

So, like, I have a job. If I want it.

Oct 30th

Holy 10 lbs. of depression weight,...

Oct 30th

Does this make me look too...

Oct 30th

It's the little things that make your...

Oct 30th

I'm trying this "waking up before noon"...

Oct 30th

(via fuckyeahmath) I always thought hentai was about...

Oct 30th

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Song of the Day: The Rapture “House of Jealous Lovers” I love The Rapture’s...

Oct 30th

This is my Plan C. Let’s hope it doesn’t get to...

Oct 30th

This is my Plan B. Ya know, just in case my interview...

Oct 30th

Have I told you that I hate the sound of...

Oct 30th

Tonight, I went to my cousin's 5th grade...

Oct 30th

Oh, Kenna. You are a prettiful man. Keep on keeping on.

Oct 30th

yhf: biorhythmist: Thanks Scott! This will save me years...

Oct 30th

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inmi: Bob Marley - Three Little Birds Singin’, Don’t worry about a thing Cuz every little thing’s...

Oct 30th

While I may be too old to get, say, a...

Oct 30th

Oh, and I have a job interview tomorrow.

Something something fuck something something pants something despair.

Oct 30th

All your lists are lovely.

But I’m quite proud to belong to “Betty Ford Residents.”

Oct 30th

There are worse fates than being the...

Oct 29th

Dude, the '80s were weird.

Oct 29th

GPOYCT That’s me on the left. I don’t know who...

Oct 29th

Also,

Van Gogh west, young man. I’ve packed some crunch n’ Munch. Just in case you get OH...

Oct 29th

Someday, there will be a great...

redcloud: It is our Manet Fest destiny. That would cost way too much Monet.

Oct 29th

There's something so manic-depressive...

Whatever. The groove. It’s in my heart. And hiney.

Oct 29th

One man's lemonade is another man's...

Oct 29th

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Song of the Day: Damien Rice “Lonelily” A beautiful b-side.

Oct 29th

Some Native American tribes purposely...

Oct 29th

No one will ever know me better and...

Oct 29th

Sometimes I think it'd take coming...

Oct 29th

I hate songs that remind me of people...

Oct 29th

GPOYW - Exhausted from working on my Halloween costume while...

Oct 29th

You need to use my garter belt for your...

Oh? No underwear? You know what? You can keep it. Oddly enough, I don’t do well with other...

Oct 29th

steelopus: caseofwhine: yhf: shoesonwrong: Me: I had this weird dream I was wearing a...

Oct 29th

GPOYW - Venturing Out Edition Wish me luck, guys.

Oct 28th

justinu84: (via greghyatt)

Oct 28th

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Song of the Day: At the Drive-In “One Armed Scissor” Raise your hand if you miss ATDI?

Oct 28th

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Song of the Day: City + Colour “Sleeping Sickness” I don’t want to relate to...

Oct 27th

Stop pretending that the word "fuck" is...

(via jabonguge) “You’re such a fuck.” seems to work pretty well, actually.

Oct 27th

I am miserable.

I’ve been playing the “Oh. It’s fine.” game for a couple months now. But...

Oct 27th

hellamike: NEVER FORGET I used to love Zoobilee Zoo. But...

Oct 27th

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poeks: The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist Couldn’t sleep, last day of work at the office, wet...

Oct 27th

Don't blame me. Blame Anna Wintour.

Oct 27th

Well shit. I thought red panda hats were what’s hot...

Oct 27th

jaydensmommie: I almost just turned on Spongebob to watch by myself at 11 at night. I see...

Oct 27th

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Song of the Day: Dresden Dolls “Coin-Operated Boy” This is on my Christmas list.

Oct 27th

paulewogblog: baileygenine: Sorry.  Here is a fat red...

Oct 27th

Sometimes I get bored or lonely or...

Then I slap myself for even thinking about being “that girl.”

Oct 27th

UNFOLLOW.

Oct 27th

yhf: jeanharlot: luckyshirt: mooeytie: ...

Oct 27th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-25)

Oct 26th

(via unicornwolflazersfuckyou) DON’T EVEN PLAY LIKE...

Oct 26th

redcloud: dailymeh: Canadian $4 coin depicting...

Oct 26th

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stephbarnard: eewolfe: Sunday in Wichita (Don’t Spend it in Jail) - Ben Folds Ben Folds went to...

Oct 26th

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Song of the Day: !!! “Pardon My Freedom” It’s one of these days.

Oct 25th

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Spongebob & Plankton “F.U.N. Song” Never! That’s completely idiotic!

Oct 25th

Happy birthday, Frageelay.

If I were you, I’d binge on cake and ice cream. Not one of those “I’ll take two...

Oct 25th

Wait...

There’s a Globalization of Nothing 2? WANT. In college, I took a trilogy of sociology...

Oct 25th

Who loves orange soda?

Kel loves orange soda.

Oct 24th

justinu84: oscarthegrouch: Hammerzeit!

Oct 24th

dustindeckard: SO THIS EXISTS. Also, who signed me up for...

Oct 23rd

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paulewogblog: The Shins - New Slang The kid who introduced me to The Shins is flying in from...

Oct 23rd

lady88: Well, I just got fired. How’s that for a happy birthday. That sucks so hard. If you...

Oct 23rd

Am I a blogger?

Lately I’ve been receiving invitations to special bloggers-only events for state-level...

Oct 23rd

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everydaydude: Jay Farrar (of Son Volt) and Benjamin Gibbard (of Death Cab for Cutie) - “California...

Oct 23rd

crappytaxidermy: Photographed by Crowolf Fuck yo owl.

Oct 23rd

Yellow Dog looks like a bitch.

Oct 22nd

Sometimes

Yellow Dog squeaks her toy for the sake of squeaking. She doesn’t want to play. She just wants...

Oct 22nd

(via peyotecoyote)

Oct 22nd

It takes a lot of work to feel human If I have the time and...

Oct 21st

GPOYW - Guess who’s wearing florals and stripes...

Oct 21st

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Song of the Day: Blind Willie Johnson “Let Your Light Shine On Me” It’s a delta...

Oct 21st

Here's my problem.

Beyond my initial disappointment that today actually requires pants, the thought occurred to me: I...

Oct 21st

GPOYW

Oct 21st

ronworkman: Divide by Zero and pay…

Oct 21st

(via peyotecoyote) I love this. But with my limited art...

Oct 21st

Why is Purplestan not a country?

Riddle me that, Rand McNally.

Oct 21st

My design professor is the new "jazz...

(via brienis) These are not spirit fingers. These are spirit fingers. And these? These are GOLD.

Oct 20th

Okay. I'm done. As you were.

<3

Oct 20th

Hard Drive Safari Do these lines make me look fat?

Oct 20th

Hard Drive Safari I vaguely remember making this. It was...

Oct 20th

Also, this kid looks like Chris Farley.

Oct 20th

Hard Drive Safari Here’s something Marlin Perkins...

Oct 20th

Hard Drive Safari How much do I drink? Honestly....

Oct 20th

Hard Drive Safari Some people create masterpieces of art...

Oct 20th

yhf: i can’t stop laughing at thug raptor rampant on “fuck” Well my job here is done.

Oct 20th

Hard Drive Safari At some point, I had a lot of time on my...

Oct 20th

Hard Drive Safari I don’t know why this exists. Well,...

Oct 20th

I do not have a real job yet.

But I’ll (probably?) be doing some video recording for a former employer for the next couple...

Oct 20th

Do I carry the eight? Or divide by two?

- I've never understood the whole "penis size" thing.
- You wouldn't. You're on the Metric System.

Oct 20th

Martin Luther King's dreams were way too...

I had a dream— Oh, if you hate dream posts, go ahead and skip this. I had a dream that I was...

Oct 20th

I properly cooked my first meal in my...

danielsh: I probably waited too long to do it. Once I started, it took forever. I got drunk...

Oct 20th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-10-18)

Oct 20th

Celsius means nothing to me.

Yes, I know. “Imperialist pig.”

Oct 20th

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Song of the Day: Chairlift “Bruises” Such a precious song. I want to boop it. *boop*

Oct 20th

YOU. I would like to hug you.

Yes, you. Also, you. Definitely you. I think you need it. You should already know. And...

Oct 20th

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baileygenine: The Faint - Worked Up So Sexual This song makes me so happy. AB-SO-LUTELY. ...

Oct 20th

Oh, you want to come over and watch a...

Ye— no. I know this trick. First it’s “Let’s watch Atonement” then its...

Oct 20th

“So, to hell with Fun. I shit on the chest of Fun.”
— Dr. Hunter S. Thompson,...

Oct 19th

paulpb: Sailor Jerry’s et coke anyone…? Aimee? No rum?...

Oct 19th

Oh, about the position:

It’s in the marketing and development office of the athletics department of the college I...

Oct 19th

Also, any suggestions?

Is it too “If we take her stapler, she’ll probably burn the place down?”

Oct 19th

I have a cover letter. Let me show you...

Dear [redacted]: Here’s the thing: it’s a tough job market out there. I just want to prepare you...

Oct 19th

I'll be honest...

“Smart As Shat” was not the first thing I saw. It was, and still is “Smart...

Oct 19th

apsies: “Kandu is an unusual little dog. For one thing, he...

Oct 19th

If I posted what I've been listening to...

Oct 19th

Seriously?

Twenty minutes of holding up trim and I feel like my head and chest are going to explode and my...

Oct 18th

Although...

Given my dad’s history of home improvement-related injuries and the fact my mom is away on...

Oct 18th

How did I get roped into helping my pops...

All I want to do is sleep. Tricksy hobbitses. =[

Oct 18th

You had me at minestrone.

[swoon]

Oct 18th

I think it's safe to say that I have a...

And living ones, too. But mostly taxidermied.

Oct 18th

From them what spawned me.

Dad: Here, put this bag over your head and I'll drive.
Mom: Well, King Gitmo!
Dad: I WISH! Some things would be changing around here if I could waterboard you...

Oct 18th

“Man. You sure were a cute little kid. That’s probably...”
— My Mother, just in case my...

Oct 18th

crappytaxidermy: by slightly curious via etsy Is it bad...

Oct 18th

btothed: suicideblonde: National Lampoon’s Who didn’t...

Oct 18th

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Song of the Day: Soul Coughing “Circles”

Oct 18th

*draws circles in the dirt with my big...

Oct 18th

Not all men suck.

See, here’s the thing. There are a lot of rotten apples out there - guys and girls alike....

Oct 18th

Taking a plunger to my head is a good...

Because it’s filled with muck right now and the nyquil has worn off so I have a crawling head...

Oct 18th

Okay, so Adonis he’s not. But I wouldn’t kick...

Oct 18th

Cut off, Todd Reesing. Cut. Off. For now. Okay,...

Oct 18th

Wherein I amuse my sister with a crappy...

The Baby: Why are you sick?
Me: I'm dying of gramma's piggy flu.
The Baby: No. Really?
Me: I dunno. I've been sick for a couple of days.
The Baby: Oh no!
Me: That's why I said I'm hosed!
The Baby: But I lurve you!
Me: I know! But I'm HOSED!
The Baby: BUT I LOUVRE YOU!
Me: Wait, you Louvre me? BUT I'M BAROQUE!

Oct 17th

whythefuckdoyouhaveakid: becuz you have a thing for...

Oct 17th

I'm still alive.

Though not in Topeka. =[

Oct 17th

bananacasts: Office slipknot. The worst ever, too. Ceiling...

Oct 16th

In which I act as a fount of sisterly...

Me: SISTER! WAKE UP! IT'S AFTER 9 AND I'M AWAKE SO WAKE UP!
The Baby: Sh'up you!
Me: Oh, good. You're awake. So when are you supposed to meet [boyfriend's] parents? Because I'm supposed to tell you to watch your fuckin' yuck mouth.
The Baby: Tomorrow at the game.
Me: Also, I'm supposed to tell you to not be drunk when you meet them. Oh, and cover up your tits. Oh, and give them a gift. You think you have time to bake a cake to take to the game? You should probably write this all down.
The Baby: I am not baking a cake.
Me: Well then, you're going to look like a shithead.

Oct 16th

In which I watch a program on sod houses...

Mother: I don't see why homeless people can't live in sod houses.
Me: *blank face*
Mother: Or in tents.
Me: *blank face*
Mother: There's no reason why soldiers in WW2 could live in tents though the cold winter and homeless people can't.
Me: Would YOU live in a tent?
Mother: I'm not homeless.

Oct 16th

More ways to stalk.

Last.fm - Aimee-B-Loved Wave - aimee.l.brock@googlewave.com Anything else?

Oct 16th

crappytaxidermy: Photographed by The Happy Apple *shrug* ...

Oct 16th

I've never met a boyfriend's parents.

This weekend my sister (@Neon_Penguin on Twitter) is visiting her boyfriend who is away at college....

Oct 16th

Wherein my sister has finished her...

The Baby: I miss you! Me: You should. I’m hosed. The Baby: Hosed. Me: Hosed.

Oct 16th

In which I cockblock my sister with text...

Me: STOP GETTING KNOCKED UP AND TEXT ME BECAUSE I MISS YOU!
The Baby: LOL. I miss you too!
Me: Gramma has the piggy flu and I'm pretty sure I'm-a die. So at least you hugged me bye.
The Baby: Mom told me. I lurve you!
Me: Thanks. At least I'll go to my grave knowing that. You and [her boyfriend] name your kid after me, k? Not "Aimee." "After Me."
The Baby: LOL. I lurve you again!

Oct 16th

fuckingdelicious: Alright. Let’s fucking try this again. ...

Oct 16th

I want to go to there.

Oct 16th

everydaydude: (via chemistryofcool) This is cool because...

Oct 16th

ronworkman: Super NSFW… OH. I have this shirt. I wear it...

Oct 16th

Also, have been running a fever today.

Let this be psychosomatic. Or unwarrented hysteria. I’ll probably be as cool as a cucumber...

Oct 16th

Dear God, Ayurveda, Buddha, Allah, Baby...

I recently found out that I’ve been exposed to H1N1 via my grandmother and my father. This is...

Oct 16th

coyotesqrl: karinanotcinerina: coyotesqrl: ...

Oct 16th

K. I think I'm done Tumblovin'...

For now, at least.

Oct 15th

Five [more] secret messages.

You ever see a picture of someone and think “Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow” and then you catch a...

Oct 15th

Five secret messages.

Sometimes I read your posts and want to give you a hug. I don’t know that it would help at all....

Oct 15th

Oh, yes I did.

*snaps in a Z*

Oct 15th

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Song of the Day: Scissor Sisters “Take Your Mama” This song is now stuck in my head....

Oct 15th

OH! Guess who will be driving two hours...

Don’t worry, Emily. This time I will not throw up those too many tequila shots into a coffee...

Oct 15th

(via peyotecoyote)

Oct 15th

coyotesqrl: For @nolagrrlnyc. A classic never goes out of...

Oct 15th

crappytaxidermy: via ebay SEE, @Paul_E_Wog! They DO exist....

Oct 15th

GPOYAYGBFW - Gratuitous Picture of Yourself and Your Ginger...

Oct 15th

SQUEE! It’s a fact. I don’t mind...

Oct 15th

From normal to typical

In this episode, a plot twist turns Normal Guy into Typical Male. Okay, maybe not...

Oct 14th

GPOYW - So, this face is happening edition. Now, to find...

Oct 14th

terrybain: nevver: Zillah Which is Zillah? Or is Zillah...

Oct 14th

(via apsies)

Oct 14th

How to stalk-- err, find me

Twitter: Aimee_B_Loved Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/aimee.brock AIM: DeepAsAPlate Email:...

Oct 14th

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Song of the Day: Justice “D.A.N.C.E.” Ass right I’m gonna D.A.N.C.E. to this.

Oct 14th

justinu84: amycarr: thecaleb: Recycled Halloween...

Oct 14th

(via danisontumblr) Too great not to reblog.

Oct 14th

The more you know...

Kev: Did you know that a boner happens when a muscle relaxes, which allows the blood to flow? So guys that are flaccid are basically flexing their muscles constantly.
Me: Weeeeeeeeird.
Kev: Are you just humoring me?
Me: No. I did not know that. I'm not up on these penis trends.

Oct 14th

Happy birthday, Ross.

You’ve taught us so much about Australia, like: You don’t hang out with kangaroos on...

Oct 14th

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grace-notes: Blur “Girls & Boys”

Oct 14th

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inmi: julie911: Damien Rice - 9 Crimes

Oct 13th

Dear FUCKYEAHHIPPOS,

So, like, is it okay to scissor? I’m pretty sure he’s an innie too. xoxo, Aimee

Oct 13th

So...

What you’re saying is I can’t ask to scissor on Tumblr?

Oct 13th

Well what the hell do I do now?

Do we scissor? Is that a thing? What are the rules here?

Oct 13th

I'll help with this matchmaking...

I have an innie.

Oct 13th

After this Fiddler On the Roof kick, I...

It didn’t look Hasidic enough. Only Jew-ish. :[

Oct 13th

I want to see all of the match ups!!!

monkeyfrog: lilykily: Curiosity. I haz it. I’ve only done a couple. Everyone can post their own...

Oct 13th

My parents on automotive repair.

Mom: Well the car isn’t going to cost as much to fix. Me: That’s good! Mom: How do you...

Oct 13th

paulewogblog: My friend and I regarding this awesome bed...

Oct 13th

Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle...

Oct 13th

No, not that “Matchmaker” song. I was thinking “If I Were a Rich Man.”...

Oct 13th

monkeyfrog: I’ve decided to become the tumblr matchmaker. That is all. Is this where I raise my...

Oct 13th

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The Muppets (Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem f. Scooter) “Mr. Bassman” One of my...

Oct 13th

I'm bailing on Tumblr for a couple of...

(via yhf) *pinches cheek* You’re our little Tumblr Pollyanna.

Oct 13th

So, tonight is my second date with that...

At first, I typed “sexond”. Freudian slip? No. No, of course not. And to prove it, I...

Oct 13th

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Song of the Day: Jay Jay Pistolet “Happy Birthday You” A very lovely song. Appropriate...

Oct 13th

also, i'm sorry i don't have any stuff...

(via ninjacentric) It looks like it’s from “Heart and Souls”. And it looks like...

Oct 13th

LACES OUT, DAN...

Oct 13th

Messing with the Brizz.

Oct 13th

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2ge+her “The Hardest Part of Break Up (Is Getting Back Your Stuff)” 2ge+her, anyone? I...

Oct 13th

Mark Sanchez should probably try playing naked. He’ll...

Oct 13th

Also, totally kidding about that...

For now.

Oct 13th

Willow This was another one of my favorite movies growing...

Oct 13th

I feel throwy-uppy. Who wants to go...

Not sure what it’ll accomplish. But it’s worth a shot.

Oct 13th

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theduty: Digital Underground & 2Pac - Same Song. never forget. Nothing But Trouble...

Oct 13th

Joan Miró. Dutch Interior I. 1928. Oil on canvas. 91.8 x...

Oct 12th

Happy Colobus Day.

Oct 12th

smartasshat: insooutso: Lunch was boring. Look, I told...

Oct 12th

Internet boyfriend wanted. Apply within.

Relatives need not apply.

Oct 12th

Adventures in Catholicism.

My mother’s side of the family is Catholic — aka “breeders.” It’s hard...

Oct 12th

Maybe it's all the coffee I've had, but...

Oct 12th

To the Michael Jackson trending topic...

I think I love you. Michael Jackson hit the game winning home run in last night’s match...

Oct 12th

Meanwhile, on Brizzly…

Oct 12th

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Song of the Day: They Might Be Giants “I am a Paleontologist” +23 cool points for...

Oct 12th

Brizzly, you gem.

Oct 12th

So the man I went out with is normal,...

I’m hoping he’s a closet freak. What?

Oct 12th

Lawrence Ambulance Stolen

Oct 12th

(via everythinginthesky) I actually know someone...

Oct 12th

When a guy who I'm interested in says...

Because there’s a 50/50 chance we’re related. And, dammit, this isn’t Arkansas.

Oct 12th

So THAT'S Brizzly...

This should be fun.

Oct 11th

He seems normal.

I don’t know if it should be, but this is terribly worrisome.

Oct 11th

I have another date tonight.

So much for getting my head straight before entering the dating scene. Don’t you dare look...

Oct 11th

Things I'm Not Going To Miss

yhf: Pretending I don’t think Nickelback and Seether are pointless and that their individual...

Oct 11th

I feel obligated to tell you all that I...

And your list is severely lacking in the Muppets department.

Oct 10th

Was that a date?

I think I just went on a date. How the hell did that happen? I probably need to pay closer attention...

Oct 10th

I don't know what Brizzly is.

:[

Oct 10th

This title is optional.

Scrolling through the pictures on my dashboard, I’ve come to the conclusion that Rio should be...

Oct 10th

Silly Aimee! A hooker will not get you...

Oct 10th

It's 2:30 on a Saturday morning.

I’m sober and want to play Trivial Pursuit. You think I could rent a hooker for that?

Oct 10th

Write to me, Stick Stickly, P.O. Box 963...

(via baileygenine) I wrote a letter to Stick Stickly. But couldn’t mail it because my mom...

Oct 10th

insooutso: Personal heroes? I have them. I had the...

Oct 9th

bohemea: (via lovegeneration) *sigh* He was such a fine...

Oct 9th

The cool part about this LCROSS thing is...

Oct 9th

Oct 9th

Oct 9th

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Song of the Day: Karen O and the Kids “All Is Love” I usually can’t stand the...

Oct 9th

Oct 9th

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Oct 9th

I hate when people ask me why I'm single...

Oct 9th

Yes, I’m being that guy. The makesrs of Saw have used...

Oct 8th

“I actually MADE my college basketball team.”
— Sec of HHS, Kathleen Sebelius...

Oct 8th

In honor of National Poetry Day

Oh freddled gruntbuggley, thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee...

Oct 8th

Bored. Bored. Bored. Bored. BORED. *falls to the floor and...

Oct 8th

I was going to ask what happened to Sexy...

Oct 8th

With Twitter down, I don't know what to...

Oh. Hi crotch.

Oct 8th

Remember that time two hours ago when...

Those were the good old days.

Oct 8th

PMSing. AS USUALLY.

Oct 8th

There's something about October

I hate October. I only tolerate it because of Halloween. But there’s something about this month that...

Oct 8th

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Song of the Day: Nouvelle Vague “Dancing With Myself” What am I doing? Oh, nothing....

Oct 8th

Stay classy, Bukowski style. The man who suggests this as...

Oct 8th

What?! Road trip to Chicago? Chicago...

*except the Olympics

Oct 8th

bohemea: Pee-wee’s Big Adventure This is the reason why...

Oct 8th

I want to go to there.

Oct 8th

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Song of the Day: Ben Folds “Bitches Ain’t Shit” It’s one of those days.

Oct 7th

GPOYW Suck it. I’m bloated.

Oct 7th

ronworkman: (via riser)  I’m offended by thinking...

Oct 5th

apsies: A boy wearing a t-shirt depicting President Obama...

Oct 5th

fuckyeahmath: juiceinabox: don’t piss off the customers.

Oct 4th

Once you stop letting people sleep on...

Until then. Please go fuck yourself. Cordially, Aimee.

Oct 4th

Listen

For someone who is very scary awesome: Jarvis Cocker “Angela”

Oct 3rd

I'm like a fine wine. I get better with...

Or I drink myself. Act like a jackass. And hope people dig that.

Oct 3rd

coyotesqrl: peachcherub: coyotesqrl: Moscato grapes are...

Oct 3rd

Oh, and I have a job interview tomorr--...

It’s a phone interview. And actually my second interview with this company. So, like,...

Oct 2nd

For the record:

I am here. My roommate is not here. My roommate’s boyfriend is here. My roommate’s...

Oct 2nd

Who am I kidding?

Both are ways to my pants.

Oct 2nd

I wish I could unsee that.

Oct 2nd

Just so we have this straight

Way to my heart: Way to my pants:

Oct 2nd

crappytaxidermy: via ebay He wanted to wish Faruk a happy...

Oct 2nd

cleversimon: ...

Oct 2nd

Happy birthday, Faruk: part deux I must’ve been a...

Oct 2nd

I could use a stiff

drink.

Oct 1st

maxhell: axelrod: angry tapir lil corn teeth. I’m...

Oct 1st

Carly. I know I hardly know you. But I'm...

XD *does downward-facing dog*

Oct 1st

You know what's awesome?

An 86-page separation statement from your former employer. Shouldn’t you be, like, working?

Oct 1st

One day, I will meet you magic unicorn...

And you will be like, “Oh.” And I will be like, “I know.”

Oct 1st

Happy birthday, @kurafire! You’re the Uncle Traveling...

Oct 1st

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Song of the Day: Weezer “(If You Are Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To” If you...

Oct 1st