Ten movies that taught me about love
1. The Princess Bride. This is one of those movies that even a dude will sit down and watch. I...
Feb 1st
“But with dogs, we do have “bad dog”. Bad dog...”
— Eddie Izzard, actor, comedian,...
— Eddie Izzard, actor, comedian,...
Jan 30th
Oh @benmarvin. You can be charming when you aren’t...
Jan 30th
Fact: A vagina is not a clown car.
I fail to see the appeal in having litters of children. I watch Jon and Kate Plus 8 from time to...
Jan 30th
Yes, pretty much.
Jan 24th
"I'm so committed to going green that...
I figured this tweet deserved a little more explanation. Let me begin with this: being single sucks....
Jan 24th
Listen
All American Rejects cover of Britney Spears’ “Womanizer”.
I don’t like...
Jan 15th
Watch
Some people idolize Mother Teresa, Abraham Lincoln or Gandhi, I idolize a midget on COPS.
“I...
Jan 14th
The 8th thing you (probably) don't want...
emzbulletproof: I have a vague recollection of drinking copious amounts of keg beer, smoking dope...
Jan 14th
bringtheruckuss's 5 more tips to get the...
carlyjo: bringtheruckuss: 1: learn to eat out…and i’m not talking about applebees 2: keep your...
Jan 14th
Seven [7] things.
One. Although I wouldn’t necessarily call myself “shy,” per se. It does take me a while to warm up...
Jan 13th
“I shit on the chest of Fun.”
— Hunter S. Thompson,...
— Hunter S. Thompson,...
Jan 10th
There is no stairway to Heaven. Just a rickety ladder. With...
Jan 9th
Jan 9th
Just a little something I whipped up a while ago. Ah, the...
Jan 7th
The NFL. Is that still a thing?
The professional football season is over. There wasn’t even a Superbowl. What? It’s not over yet?...
Jan 7th
When I’m absolutely exhausted, I fall asleep in the...
Jan 6th
New Year's Resolution [number two]
This year, I think I need to poop more often. Wow, sorry. That came out a little more blunt than I’d...
Jan 5th
New Year's Resolution [of course]
Like millions of other people, I’ve decided to make weight loss my New Year’s...
Jan 5th