For the record:
I am here. My roommate is not here. My roommate’s boyfriend is here. My roommate’s...
Oct 2nd
Who am I kidding?
Both are ways to my pants.
Oct 2nd
I wish I could unsee that.
Oct 2nd
Just so we have this straight
Way to my heart: Way to my pants:
Oct 2nd
crappytaxidermy:
via ebay
He wanted to wish Faruk a happy...
Oct 2nd
cleversimon:
...
Oct 2nd
Happy birthday, Faruk: part deux
I must’ve been a...
Oct 2nd
I could use a stiff
drink.
Oct 1st
maxhell:
axelrod:
angry tapir
lil corn teeth.
I’m...
Oct 1st
Carly. I know I hardly know you. But I'm...
XD *does downward-facing dog*
Oct 1st
You know what's awesome?
An 86-page separation statement from your former employer. Shouldn’t you be, like, working?
Oct 1st
One day, I will meet you magic unicorn...
And you will be like, “Oh.” And I will be like, “I know.”
Oct 1st
Happy birthday, @kurafire!
You’re the Uncle Traveling...
Oct 1st
Listen
Song of the Day:
Weezer “(If You Are Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To”
If you...
Oct 1st
Listen
cotysmith:
Me and Lindsey’s new favorite song, probably because we both know all of the words.
...
Sep 30th
Bag Lady Chic
I’m dressed like I should be pushing a...
Sep 30th
Sometimes Wichita looks like a real...
Sep 30th
Exploration Place
I love this building. Too bad it’s...
Sep 30th
Bad Dog
I’m pretty sure poorly behaved yellow dogs...
Sep 30th
Walking Spot
Keeper Plaza - Wichita, Kansas
Sep 30th
Yellow Dog
Blondes have more fun.
Sep 30th
I know it's rude not to respond, but you...
Sep 30th
YAY! Another GPOYW where some of you...
jaydensmommie: sarkastickunt: That was sarcasm, by the way. MY FAMILY DIED FROM ONLY BEING ABLE TO...
Sep 30th
GPOYW - Shaggy Dog Edition
I need a job. But the sign said,...
Sep 30th
To bang or not to bang. That is the...
I need to do something with my hair. It’s starting to look Muppet-esque. And, let’s face...
Sep 30th
Listen
Song of the Day:
Death Cab For Cutie “I Was Once a Loyal Lover”
PS - I still miss The...
Sep 30th
theduty:
Indie Guitar Hero.
I peed giggled a lot.
Sep 30th
funsizebytes:
rrrrred:
(via The Official White House...
Sep 29th
Listen
Song of the Day:
Owl City “Fireflies”
Lovely song, but it makes me miss The Postal...
Sep 29th
Ever have a completely creepy text...
I did yesterday. I didn’t recognize the number. And told whoever it was so. But he/she knew...
Sep 29th
crappytaxidermy:
Photographed by Istolethetv
Peace be with...
Sep 26th
crappytaxidermy:
Photographed by Chapmonkey
This made my...
Sep 25th
Listen
Song of the Day
Miike Snow “Animal”
It makes me happy. So suck it.
Sep 25th
Things that were in my dream:
Kanye West whitewater rafting in a lawnchair. Masta Shake pregnant with Sylvester...
Sep 25th
How does one tell a roommate that they'd...
I’m asking for a friend.
Sep 25th
My sister and I - Part Deux.
Not Photoshopped at all.
K....
Sep 23rd
GPOYW - Turn your head and cough, Mr. Lion.
That’s...
Sep 23rd
(via dustindeckard)
*giggle*
Sep 23rd
GPOYW - My sister and I doing some facial thing.
My sister...
Sep 23rd
Halloween Costume Inspiration: Pin-up Gypsy
Good or Bad?
Sep 23rd
Looks like it’s the Golden Girls Marathon for me.
...
Sep 19th
whythefuckdoyouhaveakid:
becuz babies love dinner and a...
Sep 18th
Who opened the floodgate?
I’ve gotten almost 200 followers (on Twitter) in the last day and none of them are trying to...
Sep 18th
insooutso:
I made this. You make the dialouge. Winner gets a...
Sep 17th
So. This is a thing.
Sep 17th
I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO GIRL 1 AND GIRL 2...
The Kanye West Apology generator made my day. Try it.
Sep 17th
10 things that make me happy...
My curling iron Hula hooping False eyelashes for the hell of it Hair flowers Heels with...
Sep 17th
Watch
carlyj:
If you’re wondering how my online dating experience has been going so far, look no further...
Sep 17th
Trying too hard?
I don’t know how kids these days...
Sep 17th
I think I've regressed.
I was going to post a picture of me with my HS crush. But stopped because I thought, “OMG!...
Sep 16th
Considering the length of the dress I'm...
Balls.
Sep 16th
PS -
Buy me a bottle of Sailor Jerry rum and receive my undying affection. It’s really that easy.
Sep 16th
GPOYW - Also, Rum.
It’s been a long week so far. Some...
Sep 16th
So, Friday I have an appointment at a...
Not to get anything done. To enroll. Because that’s what I wanted to do instead of college....
Sep 15th
Oh. My. Gawd.
Yeah. Totally. Fer sure.
Sep 12th
You hear that, little Pol Pot? Your mom was doing it wrong.
Sep 12th
Unbiased third party.
I need someone who neither tries to talk me off the ledge nor tells me to jump without listening to...
Sep 10th
DOGHOUSE: Man vs. Wild
Sep 9th
GPOYS - Au Naturel Edition.
I never leave the house...
Sep 5th