Aimee B. Loved

HEY GUYS!

btothed: aimee-b-loved: BRUCE HAS A REAL JOB IN THE REAL WORLD NOW SO HE WON’T SEE WHAT I POST...

Dec 11th

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The Sex Offender Shuffle. Almost redeems this shitty, cold day.

Dec 10th

Republicans Travel to Foreign Lands...

thisisnotyourtumblr: Remember when it was anti-American for incumbent members of congress to...

Dec 10th

“Yeah, O.K. douche. Just walk in front of me. I’ll mow...”
— My mother. On the phone just...

Dec 10th

Maybe I shouldn’t have Photoshop on my work computer.

Dec 10th

K. I think I got it.

Dec 10th

ALSO.

PAULY PEANUTBUTTER GOES TO THE GYM REGULARLY TO BLAST HIS GLUTES AND BLOW OFF STEAM. I DON’T...

Dec 10th

Inviting me over to play video games is...

Or is it a warning sign? He’s going to try to get me naked, isn’t he? Dammit. Someone...

Dec 10th

I consider any song that includes a...

Dec 10th

HEY GUYS!

BRUCE HAS A REAL JOB IN THE REAL WORLD NOW SO HE WON’T SEE WHAT I POST ON TUMBLR RIGHT NOW....

Dec 10th

Who do I have to bang around here to get...

Oh, and are there Members Only jackets?

Dec 10th

Built to spill, indeed.

Dec 10th

There appears to be some kind of weather...

“No, my climate is more inhospitable!” “No, mine is practically Hoth!” ...

Dec 10th

justinu84: (via dorkvader)

Dec 10th

(via peyotecoyote) Um, what?!

Dec 10th

Come on, guys. Didn't you know the best...

(via atsween) Dude! You think this will work?!

Dec 10th

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maxhell: “You’re TEARING ME APART LISA!” -The Room Probably the greatest movie of all time.

Dec 10th

A Thought From Late Last Night.

btothed: At night, the heavier the wind blows outside, the emptier the bed feels inside. Jeeze,...

Dec 10th

1'M Pr377Y l337.

Dec 10th

Dear Bad Gopher:

()___I’M_STEALING_THIS___)>

Dec 10th

crappytaxidermy: Deformed squirrel taxidermy sighted...

Dec 10th

One calorie! MUAHAHA! Two calorie!...

After having eaten far too many tabasco-flavored Cheez-Its and oatmeal cookies last night, I decided...

Dec 10th

HEY EVERYBODY!

BRUCE IS SWEET BECAUSE HE ISN’T GOING TO USE THE FLYING MONKEYS AS MESSENGERS BECAUSE THEY...

Dec 9th

Uganda to Drop Death Penalty, Life in Jail...

Dec 9th

(via erinmargrethe) OH NO! They’re going to take your...

Dec 9th

Mr. Horse is my power animal.

Dec 9th

How'd you like them apples, Aimee?

(via dig-the-cat) No, sir. I don’t like them!

Dec 9th

It just occurred to me that if I stop...

But where’s the fun in that?

Dec 9th

House panel passes college football playoff...

Dec 9th

That’s the last time I try to eat something healthy...

Dec 9th

Disappointing apples are disappointing.

Dec 9th

Listen, apples. I bought you because I like the taste of...

Dec 9th

adelamaide: I had occasion to eat lunch today at the...

Dec 9th

dinnerwithzach: “So in attacking scientists for falsifying...

Dec 9th

In case you haven't noticed, I love...

It’s not because I’m religious. And it’s definitely not because I love winter. I...

Dec 9th

Does somebody need a hug? 

Dec 9th

He’s an angry elf…

Dec 9th

Manager: Why are you smiling like that?  Buddy: I just like...

Dec 9th

My favorite holiday movie is Elf.

Unfollow at will.

Dec 9th

Gratuitous Paragraph About Yourself...

I’m feeling old. It’s really starting to freak me out. The cold weather is making my...

Dec 9th

Saying, "Jamie? This is Aimee." Makes me...

Dec 9th

No, sir. I don’t like it!

Dec 9th

My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2009-12-6)

Dec 9th

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Song of the Day: John Lennon & Yoko Ono “Happy Xmas (War is Over)”

Dec 9th

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chrisfromtheict: My coworker Jesse, doing a bluegrass version of the fresh prince theme. Kind of...

Dec 9th

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Song of the Day: Sufjan Stevens “It’s Christmas! Let’s Be Glad”

Dec 9th

lindstifa: janeaustenyeah: blinkmyday:rev-lovejoy ...

Dec 9th

coyotesqrl: aedison: Sure, I may be having the worst...

Dec 8th

FormSpring, batch #20

What is the meaning of life? I think Monty Python is more equipped to answer this than I. What are...

Dec 8th

Aimee's Famous Chicken and Twatwaffles

It has a certain ring to it, n’est-ce pas?

Dec 8th

FormSpring, batch #19

Do you ever feel like your privacy/identity is being exposed or tainted by posting intimate things-...

Dec 8th

paulewogblog: monkeyfrog: everydaydude: HEY GUYS!...

Dec 8th

Tuesday’s themes: Coffee, exhaustion and adult acne.

Dec 8th

doublejack: gordonshumway: Really, FOXNews? That’s the...

Dec 8th

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Song of the Day: Death Cab for Cutie “Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)”

Dec 8th

Sign that the economy is recovering #1.

Dec 7th

Spittake

funsizebytes:  I’d rather leave being double stuffed to Oreos… Funniest line of the day,...

Dec 7th

FormSpring, batch #18

Hi, Aimee. I hope you’re having an awesome day. Hello there! My day has been less than...

Dec 7th

Things that make Tim Tebow cry:

Losing. Kittens that look sad. Kittens that look happy. Mimes. Rainy days. Sunny days. ...

Dec 7th

Arguing with my boss over comma usage...

Dec 7th

insooutso: For Aimee-B-Loved. EXACTLY.

Dec 7th

insooutso: You see? Now I can’t stop. THIS. I adore you...

Dec 7th

“From my point of view, I think of [punk rock] as a free...”
— Ian MacKaye on TSOYA. (via...

Dec 7th

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Confession I called Tumblr. So it could make it juicy for me.

Dec 7th

Oh, Monday. You scurvy whore. I'm going...

Dec 7th

FormSpring, batch #17

Is emzbulletproof a good kisser? Absolutely. Highly recommended. Probably better while sober,...

Dec 7th

paulewogblog: falsefacts: Tiger Woods crashed his SUV...

Dec 7th

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Song of the Day The Raveonettes “The Christmas Song”

Dec 7th

Elvis Claus is on the naughty list.

Dec 7th

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Rub some dirt in it, Tebow.

Dec 6th

worldwarmike: Aimee and I got married and had a Superhero...

Dec 6th

I want some fuckin’ FRENCH toast.

Dec 6th

She loves the lord but she drinks a little.

Dec 6th

MY personal style coach.

Dec 6th

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Song of the Day: Ben Folds “Bizarre Christmas Incident” Way to win Christmas, Ben.

Dec 5th

Aww, shit! That shark’s got a GRILL!

Dec 5th

wifeoftj: Brady=Slow for @Aimee-b-loved bwahahahahaha! ...

Dec 5th

I have to go to a fancy dress-up...

Dec 5th

Does this outfit make me look too “GODDAMMIT,...

Dec 5th

Some kinda gazelle. Probably a Freestyler.

Dec 5th

Also, my mom has requested my date's...

Seriously.

Dec 4th

So. I have a date tonight. How will I...

Dec 4th

terrybain: Berman Lina Vibrating Pen with Silicone Sleeve ...

Dec 4th

(via peyotecoyote)

Dec 4th

Pfft. You wouldn’t.

Dec 4th

Do these make me look too “I come from the land of ice...

Dec 4th

FormSpring, batch #16

There ain’t nothing wrong with a little bump n’ grind. R. Kelly didn’t see...

Dec 4th

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I fucking hate The Fray.

Dec 4th

FormSpring, batch #15

Marvin Gaye or Al Green? Tough one. But when I want to impress the ladies, I prefer Marvin Gaye....

Dec 4th

receiver: drinkyourjuice: [thedailywhat:via.] ADURRR ...

Dec 4th

FormSpring, batch #14

*steps into the ring* I really enjoy your sense of humor and candor. You make me want to share my...

Dec 4th

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Song of the Day: The Vandals “Oi to the World” This is probably my favorite Christmas...

Dec 4th

Goodbye, Mark Mangino. Despite everything, you’ve done...

Dec 4th

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justinu84: theefcknbest: waddella: ♫ Kanye West - Drunk and Hot Girls (feat. Mos Def) ♪ ...

Dec 4th

justinu84: kristenfromkansas: but…but…what am i gonna do...

Dec 4th

FormSpring, batch #13

Is Dane Cook an alien, or just really stupid? Both, actually. But for the sake of not starting an...

Dec 4th

OH SNAP! Got invited to a bachelorette...

Aimee thinky yes.

Dec 4th

FormSpring, batch #12

Red, red wine, make me feel so fine, you keep me rocking all of dee time. Your mouth is moving,...

Dec 4th

FormSpring, batch #11

Would you marry someone who was Republican or deeply religious so long as they weren’t grating...

Dec 4th

FormSpring, batch #10

You’re rather fascinating Thanks! You’re rather kind! You are so smart, beautiful and...

Dec 3rd

Mouse apparently did not get the Smiley Smile Thursday memo.

Dec 3rd

And then there’s this… “Driving the...

Dec 3rd

Gagoon. Not to be confused with Gauguin.

Dec 3rd

FormSpring, batch #9

Make-Out, Fuck, or Marry: Sean Hannity, Glenn Beck, Bill O’Reilly. Oh god. Fuck all of them. ...

Dec 3rd

For Monkeyfrog. Kind of a smile. I look goofy when I laugh....

Dec 3rd

FormSpring, batch #8

David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar? Pfft. Is this a real question? Gary Cherone, OBVIOUSLY. Wait, what? ...

Dec 3rd

lilykily: I despise when people share what’s about to happen during their trip to the bathroom… I...

Dec 3rd

TJ graffiti.

Dec 3rd

rolandfox: For Aimee. haha… Two of my favorite...

Dec 3rd

(via lookitsjoe) WANT. I’d probably love you...

Dec 3rd

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Harder. Better. Faster. Stronger.

Dec 3rd

Yellow Dog is TERRIFIED of cameras. She’s literally...

Dec 3rd

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Yellow Dog moos. Like a cow. But she’s not a cow. She’s a dog. What is yellow.

Dec 3rd

FormSpring, batch #7

Aimee, is it the size of the boat or the motion of the ocean? Yes. Will you join my harem? I...

Dec 3rd

I'm still cracking up over that "Yo...

Dec 3rd

receiver: (via counterfeitredhead) I shouldn’t...

Dec 3rd

FormSpring, batch #6

I’m still waiting on my hand turkey for fuck sake. -Carly I’m sorry, Carly. For...

Dec 3rd

In case you were wondering, I still hate Mizzou.

Dec 3rd

If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

Dec 3rd

guillee: Current status. (From The Gashlycrumb Tinies, by...

Dec 3rd

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Song of the Day: Kings of Convenience “I’d Rather Dance with You” Dig it.

Dec 3rd

FormSpring, batch #5

I’m still kind of upset about the chimp thing. But I guess I’ll get over it in time. ...

Dec 3rd

You kids play nice, dammit.

Dec 3rd

I should be more careful about who I...

Douchebag: Can I get a BJ tonight?
Me: Probably. If you ask a tranny REALLY nice.
Douchebag: I'm talking from you.
Me: Oh. Meh. Probably not.
Douchebag: Please!
Me: Suck your own dick!
Douchebag: Just help me out...
Me: Oh, fine.
Douchebag: So you will?
Me: Yeah... Not really.
Douchebag: Dammit, just help me out and be serious!
Me: I'm not going to suck you off because you "need help". Pfft!
Douchebag: Why the hell not?
Me: Because I don't really know you and I don't know where your dirty junk has been.
Douchebag: NM then.
Me: Nevermind indeed. I'm not a booty call girl, FYI.
Douchebag: Your being a bitch.
Me: Yeah, probably. And rightly so, I believe. When in the history of vaguely knowing you have I ever given indication that I's perform any sex acts on you?
Douchebag: I'm just going to delete your bitchyness.
Me: Right. Or you could try to be decent. Either one.
Douchebag: Well I made my choice i you can't give a simple BJ.
Me: Yeah, well good luck trolling Craigslist. Watch out for the ones with penises. Or don't.
Douchebag: Good luck being single and unhappy for the rest of your life.
Me: Right. We done here yet?

Dec 3rd

FINALLY! Eff you in the A, railroad crossing.

Dec 3rd

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I am white. And violent. And white. Mostly white.

Dec 3rd

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Wherein I prepare to Hulk out on a railroad crossing.

Dec 3rd

Stopped at an empty railroad crossing. And not at all...

Dec 3rd

(via peyotecoyote) No. This isn’t creepy at...

Dec 2nd

receiver: gorgeousnerd: knotical: asprettyasasong: ...

Dec 2nd

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Taylor Swift f/ T. Pain “Thug Story” More or less street cred now?

Dec 2nd

I'm taking that as a "yes". And fellas,...

Dec 2nd

Asthma is sexy, right?

Dec 2nd

Lunch. Ya know. Just in case any of you run into Maureen...

Dec 2nd

FormSpring, batch #4

Did you go to KU? If so did you see Kirk Henrich play?! I’ve been told before my (b-ball)game...

Dec 2nd

I still hate Mizzou.

Dec 2nd

dinnerwithzach: Christmas Card …well, sorta

Dec 2nd

Leggings with boots. Because 24 is the new 17. Except legal....

Dec 2nd

GPOYW: Working hard or hardly working edition

Dec 2nd

(via lookitsjoe) *giggle*

Dec 2nd

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carmenlsigman: Amanda Palmer - I Want You, But I Don’t Need You I like you, and I’d like you to...

Dec 2nd

lilykily: stupid, but silly. Ahem, Pauly Peanutbutter.

Dec 2nd

ronworkman: cheeburga: aly-of-the-valley: Sometimes I...

Dec 2nd

(via peyotecoyote) Where the Wild Things Are!

Dec 2nd

July 14, 2008: Obama Wants More Troops for...

Dec 1st

FormSpring, batch #3

What does this picture make you think...

Dec 1st

Better fat than a coward.

frageelaytwit: This needs to be embroidered on a pillow somewhere. I’m thinking bedazzled...

Dec 1st

FormSpring, batch #2

I’m really sorry I goofed up “veloci-rapper” as “thug raptor” that one...

Dec 1st

FormSpring, batch #1

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A CHIMP? You, of course. And who are you yelling at? What an angry chimp! I know...

Dec 1st

Opening a can of worms.

They are squirmy. Also, I’m doing the FormSpring thing. So if you have any questions,...

Dec 1st

(via lookitsjoe)

Dec 1st

btothed: I’m heading out to my first day at the new job,...

Dec 1st

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theduty: Cast of Spongebob…dub the classics. This made my day. Seriously. XD

Dec 1st