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The content of this blog is a celebration of irreverence. Its purpose is to entertain, connect and serve as a forum for my ranting, grumbles and over-sharing. Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my employer, parents, grandparents, civilized society, most animal species or myself when not menstruating. Quite frankly, they are the product of a deeply disturbed mind. In short, this blog is not for human consumption. If ingested, induce vomiting.

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18 September 14
dirku:

dbsharpy:

I hate time travel

i love and fear the concept of time travel

The multiverse concept makes me feel ways about things. Imagine, though, how many G-D timelines The Doctor is responsible for. Oy.

dirku:

dbsharpy:

I hate time travel

i love and fear the concept of time travel

The multiverse concept makes me feel ways about things. Imagine, though, how many G-D timelines The Doctor is responsible for. Oy.

Reblogged: mynameesmuerte

Posted: 10:14 PM

unexplained-events:

Smile

Tell me stuffed animals with teeth aren’t the creepiest thing you have ever seen

WANT.

Reblogged: unexplained-events

Posted: 10:05 PM
I obsess about this any time I watch the Cardinals.
PS- Fuck the Cardinals.

I obsess about this any time I watch the Cardinals.

PS- Fuck the Cardinals.

16 September 14
ilovecharts:

The Thin White Duke was David Bowie's 1976 persona and character, primarily identified with his album Station to Station (released that year) and mentioned by name in the title track, although the ‘Duke’ persona had been adopted during the Young Americans tour and promotion. At this time in his life, he said that he lived on “red peppers, cocaine, and milk”.
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ilovecharts:

The Thin White Duke was David Bowie's 1976 persona and character, primarily identified with his album Station to Station (released that year) and mentioned by name in the title track, although the ‘Duke’ persona had been adopted during the Young Americans tour and promotion. At this time in his life, he said that he lived on “red peppers, cocaine, and milk”.

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Reblogged: littlekyle

Posted: 9:39 PM

arinlome:

baravettski:

wyrdwerks:

pattilahell:

merisea:

When halloween costumes used to be creepy

Are you fucking serious? This is terrifying.

adorable

Easy and fun costume ideas for Raven!

Parenting done right.

Reblogged: btothed

14 September 14

Text from my sister. We never stood a chance.

9/14 5:05 PM - She called me an idiot.

5:25 - Made me wait.

5:28 - Said something mean in parking lot - I forgot exactly what. Just remember my feelings were hurt.

5:36 - Teased me about airplanes.

Posted: 5:30 PM

stinkinbadger:

HALF A MILLION NOTES?!?!?!?

IT’S A GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH, PEOPLE!!!!  I COULD GET UP FROM MY COMPUTER RIGHT NOW AND REPLICATE THAT IN ABOUT 3 1/2 MINUTES!  HEAVENS TO BETSY!

Ahem, Bruce…

(Source: food-gifs)

Reblogged: stinkinbadger

Posted: 5:22 PM
"Who the fuck is *this* young Republican? Looks like a fucking Trump kid." 

Bruce gets mouthy during the footballs.

"Who the fuck is *this* young Republican? Looks like a fucking Trump kid."

Bruce gets mouthy during the footballs.

Posted: 1:15 PM
Mogwai found a sunny spot.

Mogwai found a sunny spot.

Posted: 10:20 AM

Reblogged: smcconnell