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In November of 2010, we had a wave of graffiti outside of our office. We installed a camera in an attempt to capture the graffiti artist. Unfortunately, it didn’t work. But I did take advantage of this one day by running home, changing into my Bob Ross costume (because, what bearded man doesn’t have a Bob Ross costume handy?) and went out to have a little fun with the graffiti.
My co-workers captured my art and with a little photoshopping, even made it look like I was painting it in real time.
When I tweeted this, our local news even DM’d me asking if I had any more details about this suspect … not realizing it was a joke. And obviously not being one who appreciated the mellow beauty of Bob Ross and the Joy of Painting back in the day.
Ah, good times…
This was the exact moment I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with this goofy bastard.