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To be the best Internet jackass I can be and provide customers with unparalleled service in a completely non-sexual way.

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The content of this blog is a celebration of irreverence. Its purpose is to entertain, connect and serve as a forum for my ranting, grumbles and over-sharing. Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my employer, parents, grandparents, civilized society, most animal species or myself when not menstruating. Quite frankly, they are the product of a deeply disturbed mind. In short, this blog is not for human consumption. If ingested, induce vomiting.

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31 July 14

undomiels:

chatons telecom (telecom cats) - french ad (x)

I want to work at here.

Reblogged: tymethiefslongerthoughts

Posted: 8:18 AM

(Source: rebelsandrec)

Reblogged: redcloud

Posted: 8:13 AM

Reblogged: istachray

30 July 14

How to Aimee:

Watch Up and sob because I miss Bruce.

Watch Brave and sob because I miss my mom.

Watch Frozen and sob because I miss my sister.

Next up, watching Finding Nemo and sobbing because I miss my dad and watching Wall-E and sobbing because I miss Earth.

I don’t know. I’m feeling ways about things. I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Posted: 8:53 PM

escapereality:

There is no such thing as objective terrorism.

I feel ways about Russell Brand. I lovehate him so much.

(Source: coketalk)

Reblogged: escapereality

Posted: 8:19 PM

Wherein I tell my mom about travel plans to LA

  • Me: Our hotel is a couple blocks down from the Viper Room.
  • Mom: Are you going to pour a 44-ounce out on the sidewalk for River Phoenix?
Posted: 6:37 PM
awwww-cute:

Snooty, the world’s oldest manatee, turned 66 yesterday


This is me trying to exit a swimming pool.

awwww-cute:

Snooty, the world’s oldest manatee, turned 66 yesterday

This is me trying to exit a swimming pool.

Reblogged: tymethiefslongerthoughts

Posted: 6:25 PM

n0-sudden-revelations:

flatbear:

tickling-your-man-boobies:

dudewheresmycat:

give me the reasons not to reblog this.

they don’t exist

You don’t see many Mumford and Sons gifsets. This is really cool.

YOU DON’T SEE MANY MUMFORD AND SONS GIFSETS

Reblogged: itsnotanaddiction

Posted: 6:08 PM

buzzfeed:

Important reminder: Everyone on the internet is a real person.

Go read this. It’s really important.

Be kind to one another.

Reblogged: sblaufuss

Posted: 6:50 AM

mugglebornheadcanon:

192. After the Second Wizarding War, pure-blood supremacy began to die down, and yet, some students, still bitter over the outcome of the war, would make subtly snide remarks towards Muggleborns. But in July of 2014, some Muggleborns who had been using the Wi-Fi in the Room of Requirement would reply with “I came here to have a good time, and I’m honestly feeling so attacked,” utterly confusing the bullies.

(Source: zefluffletruffle)

Reblogged: tymethiefslongerthoughts