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The content of this blog is a celebration of irreverence. Its purpose is to entertain, connect and serve as a forum for my ranting, grumbles and over-sharing. Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my employer, parents, grandparents, civilized society, most animal species or myself when not menstruating. Quite frankly, they are the product of a deeply disturbed mind. In short, this blog is not for human consumption. If ingested, induce vomiting.

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16 June 13

My dad in his natural state. And all of a sudden, I make sense.

Posted: 5:07 PM

starfleetgrad:

bbcbecausebenedictcumberbatch:

cumberbuddy:

cumberbitchsandwich:

One of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen.

This just made my night. 

WHAT. DID I JUST WATCH????

I love seeing other people find this

(Source: creepi92)

Reblogged: spammo91

Posted: 9:12 AM

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15 June 13

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Posted: 12:14 PM

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13 June 13

lostbeasts:

feeols:

getoutofhereandliveyourdreams:

lostbeasts:

i will forever be dumbfounded by the SHEER SIZES of some prehistoric animals i mean

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holy

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friggin

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shit

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i still think HORSES are big but

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would you

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just

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cOULD YOU IMAGINE

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FUCK

and the blue whale is bigger than anything on these charts… by quite a lot. 

Blue Whale takes the cake for heaviest but in terms of sheer dimensions, Amphicoelias is twice as big making it the biggest-dimensioned animal species in the current fossil record

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<3

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Posted: 9:40 PM

morrowplanet:

laughingsquid:

How To Fold A Shirt In Under 2 Seconds

I’m not even kidding when I say my wife and I just watched this, then spent several minutes folding shirts and laughing hysterically at our newly found power.

Holy shit. With superpowers like this, this motherfucker needs to be in The Avengers.

Reblogged: morrowplanet

Posted: 4:13 PM

laughterkey:

random-nexus:

undeadsidhe-inthetardis:

sonic-hip-attack:

nothingbutthedreams:

professor-sweetpea:

laughterkey:

Today in things that make my day: Colin Firth and Ben Barnes act out the scene from Eddie Izzard’s bit about British film on the set of a movie (I believe Easy Virtue). 

If you’re an Izzard fan this is a must-watch. 

“I’m always in here. Moving books slightly to the left.”

Just brilliant!

‘What is it Sebastian? I’m arranging matches.’

Just beautiful.

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

this actually viscerally makes me happy

like in the heart-clutching, anglophilic fangirling kind of way

I cackled! Oh, my gosh! I adore Eddie Izzard (and Colin Firth for that matter), and this tickled me beyond belief! YES! \o/

This is the fastest something I’ve posted has made it back on my dash (outside of same-day stuff).

To watch later.

Reblogged: tymethiefslongerthoughts

Posted: 4:08 PM

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Posted: 4:08 PM

lorettalove:

popeyeschicken:

thatscienceguy:

1 and 5 are kind of Humbling…

can we NOT DO THIS RIGHT NOW 

I guess I didn’t HAVE to sleep tonight…

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