Aw, shit. I think I may have a big head. The hood of this hoodie is far too small to contain it. Or maybe it's just too small. Oooh. Yep. That. The sleeves are about 5" too short. Nevermind. My head it normal-sized. Carry on. As you were. Average head. Nothing to see here.
gdub:
(via aimee-b-loved)
Whatever you say, Bighead.
UNFOLLOW. Jerkface.
Now I know how Mike felt.
*sad trombone*
Not to be Mr. Toldyaso,
but…I warned you that some day all that book-learnin’ would come back and bite you in the fanny. But it’s okay. Because, like your neck, I will struggle to support your big head.
UNFOLLOW. Other jerkface.
Don’t make fun of my vastly superior knowledge gland. It’s MASSIVE. And, really, for the size of that thing, my neck does a pretty good job of supporting it. I mean, my knowledge gland is about the size of Stephen Hawking’s but his neck just buckles under the weight. I’m calling it a win.
