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The content of this blog is a celebration of irreverence. Its purpose is to entertain, connect and serve as a forum for my ranting, grumbles and over-sharing. Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my employer, parents, grandparents, civilized society, most animal species or myself when not menstruating. Quite frankly, they are the product of a deeply disturbed mind. In short, this blog is not for human consumption. If ingested, induce vomiting.

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9 November 09
“ I’ve always been focusing on making the right decisions for the people of my district, whether or not it will cost me my political future.
— Freshman Democratic Rep. John Adler (N.J.)
— Freshman Democratic Rep. John Boccieri (Ohio)
— Freshman Democratic Rep. Bobby Bright (Ala.)
— Freshman Democratic Rep. Parker Griffith (Ala.)
— Freshman Democratic Rep. Larry Kissell (N.C.)
— Freshman Democratic Rep. Suzanne Kosmas (Fla.)
— Freshman Democratic Rep. Frank Kratovil Jr. (M.D.)
— Freshman Democratic Rep. Betsy Markey (Colo.)
— Freshman Democratic Rep. Eric Massa (N.Y.)
— Freshman Democratic Rep. Michael McMahon (N.Y.)
— Freshman Democratic Rep. Walt Minnick (Idaho)
— Freshman Democratic Rep. Scott Murphy (N.Y.)
— Freshman Democratic Rep. Glenn Nye (Va.)
— Freshman Democratic Rep. Harry Teague (N.M.)
— Freshman Republican Rep. Joseph Cao (La.) (via savingpaper) (via apsies)

Reblogged: apsies

Posted: 1:25 AM
Chicago Tribune: "Are funny women intimidating?"

carlyj:

molls:

Duh.

Thanks to fellow Shovelhead alum Caitlin Fitzgibbons for sending this my way…

I was literally just talking about this the other day to my guy friend because some dude said that guys are intimated by me because I’m funny. My friend replied, “There is nothing wrong with independence or your sense of humor, you just have to find a guy who appreciates it”. He’s one of the good ones. I have to believe there are others out there like him.

They shouldn’t be. Though funny women with guns probably should be.

Reblogged: carlyj

8 November 09
This came in the mail yesterday. This is why everydaydude is awesome. Actually, I didn’t open the package yet. This is the scan he sent me last week. I’m waiting to get my camera back (it’s still being held ransom) so I can capture the moment of pure elation. The fact he knew I was an Alex Pardee fan and took the time to get a Bunnywith signed for me, makes him a total sweetheart in my book. Thanks Aaron, you made my 2009. PS - Damn right there will be pictures of joy to come.

This came in the mail yesterday. This is why everydaydude is awesome.

Actually, I didn’t open the package yet. This is the scan he sent me last week. I’m waiting to get my camera back (it’s still being held ransom) so I can capture the moment of pure elation.

The fact he knew I was an Alex Pardee fan and took the time to get a Bunnywith signed for me, makes him a total sweetheart in my book.

Thanks Aaron, you made my 2009.

PS - Damn right there will be pictures of joy to come.

Posted: 3:54 PM
“ Dooley Worth and Alan M. Beck conducted what may have been the first survey on the issue in New York City in 1981. They found that two-thirds of the obsessive collectors were women and that 70 percent were single. Cats and dogs were the most commonly stockpiled pets, and women were proportionally more likely than men to acquire cats.
— What’s the deal with “cat ladies”? - By Daniel Engber - Slate Magazine (via indefensible)

Reblogged: indefensible

Posted: 1:16 AM
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Song of the Day:

Rocky Votolato “White Daisy Passing”

Take me to bed, Rocky. No. Not literally. Wait, put me down! Where are we going? I NEED AN ADULT!

Anyway… This is a lovely song. Just delightful.

Posted: 12:43 AM

Inadvertantly ripping off someone else's material really drinks my milkshake.

Posted: 12:26 AM

You know how when you grab a woman's breast... it feels like... a bag of sand.

Posted: 12:09 AM
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Song of the Day:

Gorillaz “Sound Check (Gravity)”

If you need me, I’ll be over here. Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool.

7 November 09

Wait, boobs meme?

That memo must’ve gotten lost somewhere. I’d fire my secretary for that if she didn’t have such a nice rack.

Posted: 11:24 PM
apsies: mikehudack:spiegelman: Oregon Congressman Earl Blumenauer FTW

apsies:

mikehudack:spiegelman:

Oregon Congressman Earl Blumenauer FTW

Reblogged: apsies