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To be the best Internet jackass I can be and provide customers with unparalleled service in a completely non-sexual way.

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The content of this blog is a celebration of irreverence. Its purpose is to entertain, connect and serve as a forum for my ranting, grumbles and over-sharing. Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my employer, parents, grandparents, civilized society, most animal species or myself when not menstruating. Quite frankly, they are the product of a deeply disturbed mind. In short, this blog is not for human consumption. If ingested, induce vomiting.

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16 April 14

filialunae94:

mypatronusisyou:

hellohappylisa:

stop-on-astaire:

I’ve been waiting for this gifset my whole life.

So I’m assuming at least 95% of tumblr is hearing this whole scene perfectly in their head, right?

the idea of people not hearing this in their head is inconceivable

This is a movie I could rewatch forever.

(Source: tickatocka)

Reblogged: smcconnell

14 April 14

Probably not a good sign:

It hurts when I breathe and it feels like I’m drowning.

Posted: 8:50 PM
Mogwai in her nest.

Mogwai in her nest.

13 April 14
theniftyfifties:

Marlon Brando on the set of ‘The Wild One’, 1953. Photo by Phil Stern.

theniftyfifties:

Marlon Brando on the set of ‘The Wild One’, 1953. Photo by Phil Stern.

Reblogged: theniftyfifties

Posted: 4:41 PM
judgernaut:

God damn.

Seconded.

judgernaut:

God damn.

Seconded.

(Source: facebook.com)

Reblogged: judgernaut

11 April 14

Reblogged: scorpiondagger

10 April 14
This will be my undoing.

This will be my undoing.

Posted: 7:35 PM

Reblogged: tymethiefslongerthoughts

Posted: 7:22 PM
btothed:

Throwback Thursday
In November of 2010, we had a wave of graffiti outside of our office. We installed a camera in an attempt to capture the graffiti artist. Unfortunately, it didn’t work. But I did take advantage of this one day by running home, changing into my Bob Ross costume (because, what bearded man doesn’t have a Bob Ross costume handy?) and went out to have a little fun with the graffiti.
My co-workers captured my art and with a little photoshopping, even made it look like I was painting it in real time.
When I tweeted this, our local news even DM’d me asking if I had any more details about this suspect … not realizing it was a joke. And obviously not being one who appreciated the mellow beauty of Bob Ross and the Joy of Painting back in the day.
Ah, good times…

This was the exact moment I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with this goofy bastard.

btothed:

Throwback Thursday

In November of 2010, we had a wave of graffiti outside of our office. We installed a camera in an attempt to capture the graffiti artist. Unfortunately, it didn’t work. But I did take advantage of this one day by running home, changing into my Bob Ross costume (because, what bearded man doesn’t have a Bob Ross costume handy?) and went out to have a little fun with the graffiti.

My co-workers captured my art and with a little photoshopping, even made it look like I was painting it in real time.

When I tweeted this, our local news even DM’d me asking if I had any more details about this suspect … not realizing it was a joke. And obviously not being one who appreciated the mellow beauty of Bob Ross and the Joy of Painting back in the day.

Ah, good times…

This was the exact moment I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with this goofy bastard.

Reblogged: btothed

Posted: 11:28 AM

dreamybean:

starfleetinginterest:

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

image

Reblogged: tymethiefslongerthoughts