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The content of this blog is a celebration of irreverence. Its purpose is to entertain, connect and serve as a forum for my ranting, grumbles and over-sharing. Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my employer, parents, grandparents, civilized society, most animal species or myself when not menstruating. Quite frankly, they are the product of a deeply disturbed mind. In short, this blog is not for human consumption. If ingested, induce vomiting.

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29 September 14

tastefullyoffensive:

Mr. Bean Inserted Into Famous Portrait Paintings by Rodney Pike [via]

Previously: Classic Paintings Recreated with Sesame Street Characters

Reblogged: tastefullyoffensive

Posted: 8:02 AM

Mondays

It’s that thing where one minute you’re checking your email and the next a tidal wave of fear, anger, and hopelessness wash over you.

I’m wasting my time and talents here. A steady paycheck is nice, but I’ll never get due credit or even be able to finish a project without someone trying to step in and take over. I thought I could do this, but I’m not so sure.

28 September 14

I had a very good weekend.

I need to remember this when I have the sads.

Posted: 3:17 PM
I may not be terribly helpful, but I can definitely appreciate a nice view.

I may not be terribly helpful, but I can definitely appreciate a nice view.

Posted: 2:09 PM
COME ON! YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD THAT! HIS HANDS ARE PROBABLY ALL BUTTERY [giggling] from corn on the Cobb. It was dumb, but I had to. It was already on its way out.
— Pretty intense comments going on here.
Tags: btothed
Posted: 1:01 PM
JESUS FUCK! HOW ABOUT YOU TACKLE THE DIPSHIT?!??
— Football Season…
Tags: btothed
Posted: 12:12 PM
theadultswimpage:

unstablevandal:

不安定な 荒らし | Skate n’ stuff

I also like cheese.
         - [adult swim] fan

theadultswimpage:

unstablevandal:

不安定な 荒らし Skate n’ stuff

I also like cheese.

         - [adult swim] fan

Reblogged: theadultswimpage

27 September 14
Hufflepuff. :( (at Old German Beer Hall)

Hufflepuff. :( (at Old German Beer Hall)

20 September 14
He put the damn thing on my nightstand…

He put the damn thing on my nightstand…

Posted: 7:12 PM

Evening stroll. (at Kletzsch Park)