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The content of this blog is a celebration of irreverence. Its purpose is to entertain, connect and serve as a forum for my ranting, grumbles and over-sharing. Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my employer, parents, grandparents, civilized society, most animal species or myself when not menstruating. Quite frankly, they are the product of a deeply disturbed mind. In short, this blog is not for human consumption. If ingested, induce vomiting.

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22 April 14
thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

(Source: neverforget14)

Reblogged: smcconnell

Posted: 5:45 PM
Theeeey’re baaaaack!

Theeeey’re baaaaack!

21 April 14
Tenth Anniversary Edition of Death Cab for Cutie’s “Transatlanticism.” One of the few albums that I know every single word to.

Tenth Anniversary Edition of Death Cab for Cutie’s “Transatlanticism.” One of the few albums that I know every single word to.

19 April 14
Bruce as Hipster Lumberjack #1.

Bruce as Hipster Lumberjack #1.

Tags: 1
Posted: 3:59 PM
Medicine. (at Sobelman’s Pub & Grill @TeamSobelman)

Bloody Mary with a dill pickle, pickled Brussels sprout/artichoke/mushroom/onion, celery, green onion, beef stick, cheese cube, lemon, shrimp, and cheeseburger slider.

‘Merica!

Medicine. (at Sobelman’s Pub & Grill @TeamSobelman)

Bloody Mary with a dill pickle, pickled Brussels sprout/artichoke/mushroom/onion, celery, green onion, beef stick, cheese cube, lemon, shrimp, and cheeseburger slider. ‘Merica!
Posted: 12:47 PM
Guys! I’m leaving the house and it’s not to go to the doctor or pharmacy!

Guys! I’m leaving the house and it’s not to go to the doctor or pharmacy!

Posted: 10:45 AM
beefranck:

twoyellows:

HODOR

HODOR!

beefranck:

twoyellows:

HODOR

HODOR!

Reblogged: beefranck

Posted: 10:38 AM
ultracheese:

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

Sometimes the best way is to go classy, man.

ultracheese:

lovesexdevotion:

That was so beautiful

Sometimes the best way is to go classy, man.

(Source: johto-jordan)

Reblogged: sonnyjohl

Posted: 10:26 AM
tarantallegra:

findingmyrecovery:

Wanted to share this helpful tool with anyone who needs it. A lot of people have a hard time putting their feelings into words and identifying what emotions they are feeling. This is called a feeling wheel. It can help you get to the core emotion you are experiencing and help you name each feeling when you’re overwhelmed with many emotions

this is so cool

tarantallegra:

findingmyrecovery:

Wanted to share this helpful tool with anyone who needs it. A lot of people have a hard time putting their feelings into words and identifying what emotions they are feeling. This is called a feeling wheel. It can help you get to the core emotion you are experiencing and help you name each feeling when you’re overwhelmed with many emotions

this is so cool

Reblogged: sonnyjohl

Posted: 10:02 AM
Bruce went to #RecordStoreDay while I was sleeping. By golly, I just may keep this boy.

Bruce went to #RecordStoreDay while I was sleeping. By golly, I just may keep this boy.