AboutI am a ray of sunshine - starting fires and causing cancer.
Mission StatementTo be the best Internet jackass I can be and provide customers with unparalleled service in a completely non-sexual way.
DisclaimerThe content of this blog is a celebration of irreverence. Its purpose is to entertain, connect and serve as a forum for my ranting, grumbles and over-sharing. Opinions expressed do not necessarily reflect the opinions of my employer, parents, grandparents, civilized society, most animal species or myself when not menstruating. Quite frankly, they are the product of a deeply disturbed mind. In short, this blog is not for human consumption. If ingested, induce vomiting.
Watch Up and sob because I miss Bruce.
Watch Brave and sob because I miss my mom.
Watch Frozen and sob because I miss my sister.
Next up, watching Finding Nemo and sobbing because I miss my dad and watching Wall-E and sobbing because I miss Earth.
I don’t know. I’m feeling ways about things. I came out to have a good time and I’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.
192. After the Second Wizarding War, pure-blood supremacy began to die down, and yet, some students, still bitter over the outcome of the war, would make subtly snide remarks towards Muggleborns. But in July of 2014, some Muggleborns who had been using the Wi-Fi in the Room of Requirement would reply with “I came here to have a good time, and I’m honestly feeling so attacked,” utterly confusing the bullies.